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hi im mallory!I am the secret order kid! Sometimes I write poetry...sometimes I write songs... they are ok...I draw and design shirts and accessories, but you dont care! 01/27/09 â™¥
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"i have one claw but beware!" Batty ~FernGully~

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in case of emergency let the dog drive!

what the fucks a postal code?!

this piece of rice looks like a puppy!

where'd you get the cookie freak!?

WJOM

so Mallory, I realized something... what mixy? everytime you start a story with "I was bored" it always ends with you either being hurt or in the hospital... HEY thats true!!!

Im bringing sexy back! your doing what?

THAT'S MY GAY PRIDE ICE CREAM!!!

WHERE'S MY CELL PHONE?!!-jack JACK i have your cell phone right here!-me WHERE'S MY CELL PHONE?!! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CELL PHONE-jack damn it jack i have you cell phone!!!-me *jack looks over at me* ITS OK MY BABY'S MAMA HAS MY CELL PHONE!!! now, where are my shoes?-jack

*singing in an odd voice*you don't mind it, it's a boner! something poking, yeah its a boner, but he don't got a big one cause his name is Alex Gaskarth! hide your socks or they'll go missing..*normal speaking* he says its 8" but he lies, PENIS PUMPS $5 BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!!!*Alex walks to the door* hey Alex, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE VAGINA ON THE WAY OUT!!-jack

Mallory, this is our destiny! by the end of this night you will become pregnant with one of our kids, i will be the father... then we shall get married and move to Russia where we will change our identities and become Russian spies!-jack

UNICORN PANTS!!!-Alex

Boo-Ya-Ka-Sha-jack BOO-YA-KA-SHA-alex what are you Bo-Ya-Ka-Sha-ing about?-me EVERYTHING!!-jack

I'M THE FUCKIN NOISY NINJA!!

I only eat awkward words

You're a Mallory-ers

mucho masturbation!

maybe its just me but i think its dead... and if it survived that shot to the head I'm going to give it a high 5!

hey! you should open the present that's behind the present that's behind you...

I want to get an empty cement mixer and put like 2 thousand bouncy balls in it and turn it on

what have we told you about your urges to do stupid things? umm... write my thoughts down? thats my girl!!

what kind of animal has tusks? a walrus?? now your just making that up!

epic

"there are four things to live by... never get married, never have kids, keep your diddles clean, and never teach high school drumline"- tollak

it's Shasta the transsexual dire wolf!

smoking kills you ya know? and your point is?? idk i guess I'll see you at your funeral! ok it's a date!

Mallory i love you! why? because you always have really depressing stories

It's like Britany Spears meets Prince!!! in a more flamboyant sort of way....

"BOOBIES!!"-Danny "BOOBIES! KEEP A BREAST!"-Me "Dude I said LOOP it!" Jake

ITS A STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM CONE!!!

do you know what a paradiddle is little girl?

so what did you girls buy?- sisters dad we bought a cd-Lisa oh whats it called?-sisters dad boys like girls-Lisa and i at the same time BOYS BETTER LIKE GIRLS!!!or else they're gay!!-sisters dad

"that looks like jarred...."me "that's because it is jarred!"jarred

and maybe later! and maybe later, we can go eat ice cream! but when i find out your favorite color, favorite flavor, I'll fucking punch you in the face!!!

"the first thing I do when I go camping is I pitch the tent, then take a deep breath and go have fun"- Mr. Schwarz

badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger

La Brea Tar Pits, whats that?-JC dinosaurs BITCH-me

Shut your mouth,or I'm gonna fuck it!!

LET'S AWAKEN OUR SOULS!!!!!!

did you know that there is a city in New Mexico called Truth and Consequences?-JC Yes its right next to the town of Rape and Pillage, don't you know anything??-my mom

have you ever thought that it might just be the way she normally looks? maybe she just naturally looks mean! *I make a face* see your retarded!

...damn rat

well its about a girl and a boy... and... shit i gotta watch the movie again!

PUERTO VIARTA!what?

well its the bing bong bullity bully bippity boo we're what happens when you don't go to school

i don't know what rhymes with potatoe!

is that one mistake pregnancy? I'm not sure... that's one hell of a mistake though

right...

the god damn door knob!

IT SAYS ..FREE BREAD..!!!!

Kevin Bacon is so powerful, he can be an entire band!!-Danny

you have to stay focused through out the entire show!lets say that your performing and a wild tire comes out of nowhere and eats the head judge...*everyone looks at each other and say* tires eat things? *tollak* i said tiger not tire, but that would be a little bizarre...

gold fish + marshmallow guns= fun

Pleasure Island Ryland

that's Delilah she lives on Kristin street!

so you 2 are scheduled to have sex on Tuesday =P

"so we put that chamoy stuff you gave us on some fruity pebbles and it totally sucked! then we just chugged the whole bottle strait"-Peter Wentz

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Nightmares

Sleep has not been coming easy, and when it has I don't want it because it's filled with nightmares that wake me up, make me cry, and shake. Last night I wanted to seek shelter in someones arms; but I...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 08:18:00 GMT

On The American River

Life has been passing by so quickly it is some what frustrating. This year has just began and the first month is almost over. I don't recall much from last year, it was ok it had its good times a...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:42:00 GMT

holiday cheer

It seems to be getting colder which is assuring me that christmas is just around the corner. People are aimlessly spending money on items for people, some they dont even like. Toys, games, tvs, g...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:58:00 GMT

Talent Show Trauma...

Basically in the past 2 days my mind has been running all over the place, and it hasnt rested once.I've been told that I may be a "disturbed corrupt individual, who may be a danger to myself and/or ot...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:34:00 GMT

the beach

Tomorrow I am guessing is offically the last day of summer break for everyone around (unless you're special). We all are scrabbling to get ready for the big day, monday, the day that everyone has been...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:01:00 GMT

there is a change in the air...

Right now all I can hear is an air conditioner blow and the keys click as I hit them, I looked in the mirror to see myself sitting in my friends room, but I don't look like myself. I look like this ti...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:44:00 GMT

wow time flies....

Man where do I start... this year has flown by so quickly, it's like we jumped on to the DeLorean punched it to 88mph and blasted forwards. I remember being 7 years old at my birthday meeting one of m...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:23:00 GMT

new artists/band overviews

I keep getting friend requests from bands and artists, so i decided to actually listen to them, and i wrote out a thought or two about each one that is on my "new friends" list who have sent me a frie...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 14:15:00 GMT

the great destroyer

Over the past 24 hours differant parts of san diego county have been gathering special significant and importants items from their homes and fleeing to a new area, so as of 5:20 this morning i awoke l...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:46:00 GMT

The City Drive Concert

Was a blast!!! I got presented infront of the crowd, Danny and I had to act like Hippies and 1930's gangsters on stage. I got a few pictures but Aaron forgot to take some when they presented me and wh...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 08:29:00 GMT