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Rumple Foreskin

I am here for Friends

About Me

ASSASSIN A-GO-GO... Still ...LIFE'S GLORY! 665 and I owe ya 1. Rest In Piss...and now... Plastragraphic... width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>Rubbin' One Out: The Luuke Cranford Story

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Jenna Jameson on Elimidate with Ghandi, Bruce Cambell, and Lyle Alzedo while he was at the pinnacle of his steroid use... please enjoy Hair: the Dreaded Extension of Revenge width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>

My Blog

AS LONG AS TOM ISN"T...

Almost a year's past I know the tears pass But Tom, you're in my head Alot like ear wax Can you hear that? When all the deers chat In their forrest chatrooms and they bore the racoons who are more ap...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:14:00 GMT

fuck all yall

fuck u all
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:31:00 GMT

flatulent mantle piece

sure it's mustard, tom- but don't be flustered long... a giant ice cream monkey could be called custard kong. my manager told me not to write to you anymore... I fired him.    ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:04:00 GMT

TO MY MUSE

been so long since ive written to Tom been so long since ive seen his toboggan ive actually never seen him in a toboggan but if i had -believe me its been a while whats become of our once exclusi...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:40:00 GMT

wrestling with a man crush

have we drifted so far apart is all we are well wishers you were my first my best and my worst my blessed and my cursed the light in the dark like a light house or star a subtle reminder like a silent...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

The New Girl

Body: tOM TOLD ME TO LISTEN SO i CAREDtOM INTRODUCES ME TO COOL NEW PEOPLEsOMETIMES i WONDER IF TOM THINKS EVERYONE IS COOLsOMETIMES i WONDER IF tOM THINKS AT ALLiF EVERYONE IS COOL TO tOM ANDiF ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

ODE TO TOM

ODE TO TOM... TOM- MY ONLY FRIEND, IT'S LIKE WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOREVER. YET, IT SEEMS, FOREVER WILL NEVER COME. TOM, DEAR TOM, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE WHEN I NEED YOU THOUGH I HAVEN'T AND ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT