I got parental blox n all i can do on here is edit my profile.......Very Sad!!! DO NOT PRESS!!!!!!!!!!
i am a person who is quiet.i don't like 2 b bothered.
i love girls.
i enjoy music alot ,almost 2 much.
i was born December 17....i am _years old.i wear prepy clothes usually Hollister or Abercrombe.
Ocasionally i get into video games.but not that often.
well Ne ways u've heard enough about me.
i also love jokes heres a couple
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
>brSure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet that lying son of a bitch told you I was speeding, too!
OR ANOTHER ONE TITLED FEMALE COMEBACKS
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
OR HOW ABOUT SOME RESTROOM POETRY
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to SHIT
But only farted
Here I sit
What a caper
I have to SHIT
But I'm out of paper
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And Shit my pants!
Some people come here to take a Shit,
I came here to leave one.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to Shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to Shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away
(Written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Hillsboro Fire Department wants you.
(Seen above a urinal)
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!
(Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine)
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
(Under a sign that said: "Employees Must Wash Hands")
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
this is a little bit dirtier joke
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.
He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you."
After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."
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Name: Daniel Solberg
Birthdate: Dec.17 1992
Birthplace: San Ramone , California
Current Location: Modesto , California
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: light brown with natural blonde highlights
Height: about 6 foot
Weight: about 155
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: none at the time
Overused Phraze: s'up,coolio
FAVORITES
Food: none
Candy: skittles
Number: 11
Color: green or blue or black
Animal: none
Drink: gatorade
Alcohol Drink: none
Bagel: none
Letter: X
Body Part on Opposite sex: i like it all
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BK
Strawberry or Watermelon: i like them both
Hot tea or Ice tea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla they're both good
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny movies
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever i get tired
Most Missed Memory: my first date
Best phyiscal feature: i look good all over
First Thought Waking Up: let me go back to sleep
Goal for this year:
Weakness: Women
Fears: something happening to my family
Heritage:
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: a little
Ever Smoked: nope
Pot: no way jose
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been beaten up: nope
Ever beaten someone up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: no!
Ever Skinny Dipped: never
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yep
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favorite Hair Color: blonde or brenette
Short or Long: either
Height: ?
Style: a little wavy or very staight
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute they're both good
Drugs and Alcohol: no and maybe
Muscular or Really Skinny: more torwards that - side
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: many
What country do you want to Visit: france for the kissing lol
How do you want to Die: quikley
Been to the Mall Lately: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: they can be annoying sometimes
Get along with your Parents: yep
Health Freak: don't know
Do you think your Attractive: i don't think,i know
Believe in Yourself: yep
Want to go to College: i haven't decided
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: ya
Been in Love: no
Do you Sing: not well
Want to get Married: I do
Do you want Children: probably
Have your future kids names planned out: i think i'll let my wife decide
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: soon
Hate anyone: ya
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