Ruddy Cursed! |
Today i will be beckoning seaguls to shit on my head and if anyone knows of any seaguls in the area send them to murph! The reason i want these winged creatures to cement my hair with their nut muck i...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Apr 2005 03:01:00 GMT |
todays lesson |
Hair Mousse + eyes = INTENSE PAIN
Posted by on Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:49:00 GMT |
rammstein germans but not bastards |
Went to see the good old german boy band rammstein last night! it was fooking awesome but i'm lucky i kept my rack of ribs due 2 immense crushing against the railing and i was nearly violated by the m...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:18:00 GMT |
what a whopping widgy! |
I am a cock!
U may be thinking well neil that's old news but i bring new meaning to the word cock!
I went to see my favourite band in London on Friday, Alter Bridge, the reformed Creed with a new s...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Sep 2004 05:25:00 GMT |
Philadelphia |
This morning when i was beckoned to the fridge by an unknown entity I opened the door to find an unopened container of that delightful cheese spread that goes by the name of philadelphia. After ponder...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jul 2004 01:41:00 GMT |
chess with cat |
Played chess with my cat today
CAT 1 ME 0
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Posted by on Wed, 09 Jun 2004 02:39:00 GMT |
The Apoligy |
In my previous blog it has come to my Attention that i may
have affended a certain person not naming any
names but it starts with a D and ends with Gilbert.
So In desperation to prevent any more ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jun 2004 01:29:00 GMT |
When David Gilbert Attacks! |
Note to self: when approaching gilbert always have a number 2 pencil handy as you don't know what will trigger the shear AGGRESSION that lies in the depths of david gilbert's sexually frustrated mind....
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jun 2004 01:14:00 GMT |
Snooker/Moustache |
Note to self if bored try playing snooker using only a twig some potatoes and an Agathie Christie novel preferably Poirot coz his moustache has a nak for solving crimes!!!
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jun 2004 05:50:00 GMT |
Itchy Hole |
Note to self next time you have an itchy hole do not scratch and sit at the same time as your finger will smell right past the knuckle.
Posted by on Tue, 25 May 2004 17:59:00 GMT |
