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Ari

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Here's the deal... I'm a sometimes nice Jewish boy from Northbrook; a suburb of Chicago. I'd list all my glorious accolades and accomplishments from birth, but I dont want to marginalize the lives of all the little people out there. That being said, I have not managed to make any friends along the way. My mother recomended that I try this website, as it was featured on Oprah recently.All fun aside, let me nutshell you on who I am. I'm a hugable, lovable and hairy young man. Im a passionate S.O.B. about a few things: my ginormous family, my kitty and dog, my peoples, music, Israel, film, travel and seeking the beautiful road less traveled in life...I'll fill ya in more later. Until then.... May the Schwartz be with you...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Is this a dead or alive answer? I'll go for alive, but this is more specifiec than meeting these people; I need a full sit-down mind-picking session. In no apparent order... Jon Lovitz, Cee-lo, Warren Buffet, Al Pacino, Damian Marley, Matisyahu, Eddie Murphy, George Soros, Slash, Jon Stewart, Heff, Kevin Smith, Charlie Kaufman, Shimon Perez, Coen Bros, and one of those polygamist cult leaders.

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