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fruitcakes

About Me

I ride bmx, but I do it with only one equilibrium. Other than that, Im a libertarian, utilitarian, an animal rightist, an agnostic, a materialist, and a feminist. I cant grow a beard, but I have a gnar soul patch, and I have four zits between my eyebrows and no where else. I'm an asshole, and I smell. My girlfrind has a cartoon on her door. One character says to the other, "no matter what happens, one day you will be dead." Isn't that comforting

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My Interests

prose written in gasoline, bmx, soy, snowboarding, my track bike, natural rights(including animal rights) hiking,dance parties, epistemology (i'm soooo over metaphysics) and that part in the imogen heap song , hide and seek, where it says "mm what d'ya say?" so good, and being smelly, i'm really into wearing really dirty stinky jeans.

I'd like to meet:

lurkers - anyone that has to stop their car by using the emergency brake - banjo/fiddle players - people that hold dance parties all by themselves - bmxers - animal rights terrorist - heshers - anyone in the DC /Richmond area - girls that pick their noses - guys that pluck their eyebrows - guys that refuse to pluck and proudly sport their unibrow- people other than road bikers that shave their bodies - roadies that don't shave their bodies - skateboarders that play with quickcrete - skeptics - cynics - girls that don't shave their legs- Michael Jackson- Blanket Jackson- people that wear deoderant even though they think it will give them cancer

Music:

This scares me, The Refused, the jackson 5, Van Morrison, blood brothers, bluegrass breakdown, (seriously, i love bluegrass), minor threat, Jay z, gorrila biscuits, ani, sufian stevens, rollins band, zegota, the now, tegan and sara, postal service/deathcab, buried insde, athens boy's choir, converge, sunny day realestate, lil john, yeeah and the mothafuckin east side boys, wilco and johnny cash have a handfull of amazing songs too. There's more, but i've spouted out enough.

Movies:

big fish made me cry, every time i watch it i cry, its so good. garden state, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, i heart huckabees, death to smoochy, the goonies, and fight club.

Television:

I'm staying with my girlfriend. she has TV and I love it. I can't get enough. I adore really bad dramas.

Books:

on liberty and i'm reading the boyscout handbook. I just finished animal liberation. I've moved on to the science of good and evil.

Heroes:

I look up to a lot of people.I can't name all of them, so i will cut the list by restricting it to only johns or daves, so here it goes. dave toole, john stuart mill, david hume, john craig, john fennel, john locke, jumpbox johnny, henry David thoreau, dave young, dave jacobs, and my boy pope john paul II.