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moses mahlone

About Me

“Who claps for this?!” These were the last words uttered in complete disgust by Moses Mahlone as he slumped and stumbled from the slipshod plankboard stage and pinballed his way out the fire exit into the trash-lined alley of infamy. As the corroded chords hung heavy in the feedbacked smoke-choked air, the shell-shocked audience had no idea the significance of what they had just beheld: this performance, torturously bled out from a reclusive musician equally torn between his animosity of his fans and his addiction to fame, would be the last they would ever witness.

The date was August 24, 1999. He has not been seen or heard from since. Yet a small collective of devotees still keep adamant vigil waiting for the return of their damaged messiah. If you are one of them, this site is for you.
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Member Since: 13/06/2007
Influences: The Velvets, The Pop, Berlin and Smokey Robinson.
Sounds Like: Shit.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Cassexxxy Tape!

After enduring the loss of most of the archives, I haven't been able to post anything new to this site. However that seems to have changed.Recently I received in my inbox a mysterious email from one E...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:19:00 GMT

Moses on his previous "band"

"Yeah, I was in a band. An acoustic duo, if you want to get technical. We were like Simon & Garfunkel, if Simon & Garfunkel huffed cooking gas in their basement apartment and sustained themsel...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:49:00 GMT

Moses on "pirating" his music

"I don't copyright shit. If they want to bootleg it, let 'em. I'd rather have a bunch of assholes stealing it and playing it than have them standing around with their thumbs in their asses, hemmin' an...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:38:00 GMT

Moses on his music

My music has but one purpose: to inspire anyone that hears it to pick up an instrument and write a song, because it's got to be better than this crap.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 22:52:00 GMT