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About Me

~ A field of Sunflowers is my serenity ~

About Me???
I honestly don't know what to tell you....I'm complicated and misunderstood in the extreme...Will attempt to elaborate in blog.

I have 4 kids who have no clue how much I adore them.
J~xo S~xo A~xo T~xo
You'll find me in my element at a coffee house with Wifi. JAVAPALOOZA BABY!! Park my ass in a window seat and I could sit all day in cyber/caffeinated bliss. Other areas of happiness include gardening and mowing the lawn in perfect rows...ahhhhhh! Yes, I'm "that" pathetic! I also enjoy reading, when I can stay focused long enough. I like mysteries, but lately I've been into memoirs, novels, spirituality & self-help books. Sudoku puzzles are addicting :) I can only do the EASY ones though, and I must do them in pen.
I have a few knives I quite enjoy :) I bought a couple from some Tuaregs in Africa as we rode camels in the Sahara Desert. I was nearly petrified into doing so actually, as they approached us dressed in head wraps...their dark eyes glarring, while hands reached under their garments to produce the shiney lil instruments. You can't tell if they're smiliing or not, as they say: "Would you like to buy a knife??" I said, yes....and jumped off the dromedarius to have a look. I have others from Asia and a Gerber 450 from EMS which I have with me at all times.

I plan on getting a sunflower tat on my upper arm to eventually blend with a lily and others to keep my lotus company. Also....an Amy Brown fairy to sit on the string of flowers on my lower back.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Gay or Gayfriendly people who don't take life so god damn seriously. Oh, and you need to be able to laugh at yourself :)
Celeb wise....

My Blog

A funny from Tj

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 11:27:00 GMT

One-liners

 ..I have kleptomania,but when it gets bad,I take something for it... .. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!Except that one where you're naked in church... ..Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough...   ..Suicidal t...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:06:00 GMT

Spice is Nice

What do they do?SAGEboosts cognitive functionCLOVESinhibits oxidation of LDL cholesterolFENNELstimulates bile production for fat digestionMUSTARDinhibits growth of cancer cells especially in gastronin...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:50:00 GMT

The Secret Life of Mee's

 *About Me*(in journal form)MAY5/8/09You know how you have this mind set of how you think or want your morning to go, and the slightest deviation sets you off?  I started to feel my splendid lil Satur...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 06:03:00 GMT

Laugh

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?  If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?  Why do we press harder on a remote control ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:19:00 GMT

India

India6/22/08We went to New York yesterday for Steph's cousin's wedding.  The drive was pleasant and the hotel was inviting.  The family....not so much.   I managed to have a good time anyway.  A gallo...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:13:00 GMT

Did you know?

Did you know that......The primary purpose for yawning is to control brain temperatureMosquitos perfer type O bloodNorth America has more wilderness than AfricaThe average number of people airborne ov...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:07:00 GMT