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Erika

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About Me

I am five years old and getting younger. I am visual. I can't spell. I am proud to be a liberal yankee. I am passionate.I am tired. I am intelligent. I am dumb. I fear clowns. I long for acceptance. I dance alone. I am always looking. I create things. I destroy things. I am confusing.I am loving. I need you. I fear pain. I fear rejection. I am jealous. People fascinate me. I ask questions. I want to learn. I need to be reassured. I have no money. I want to cook. I like it when people say thank you. I smile when others do. I like to laugh. I often cry. Writing eases me. I am easily amused. I like to be scared. I love my cats. I feel guilty. I have three tattoos. I love panda bears. Being around other people makes me feel complete. I am skinny. I am hairy. I love my eyes. I love my shoulders. My hair annoys me. Being short pleases me. I drink orange juice with ice. I eat bologna, cheese, and catsup sandwhiches. I don't do drugs. I say things just because. I am naive. I don't understand. I say the wrong things. I say the right things. I want someone to love me unconditionally. I like to play with baking flour. I am not a house"wife". Bright colors appeal to me. Conversations excite me. I love to take pictures. I am a stereotype. I am proud of my heritage. I like to talk. I like to listen. I have nightmares. When walking over a bridge I have the urge to jump. I lie. I tell the truth. I stole a bracelet when I was 11. I like to scratch backs. I like to make love. My neck is sensative. I am ticklish. I like spiky braclets. It takes me a while to feel comfortable in front of people. At work I am professional. At work I am not professional. I am afraid of being a teacher. I want to name my daughter Asia. I am glad the Tuesday Night Club is back together. I don't know anything about cars. I enjoy road trips with friends. I love Elvis. I get lost. walking home alone at night makes me nervous. I have never eaten squid. I am allergic to strawberries. I believe in long term relationships. Commitment scares me. I have a problem letting go. I haven't faced my grandfather's death. I am Spanish. I am sexy. I hate doing laundry. I went to school for 6 years. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. I miss Michigan. I like meeting people. I love Corky. I still don't know how to answer the question, "Who are you?"

My Interests

alkaline trio, against me, art, comic books, easy core, elvis, horror movies, journey, museums, pandas, photography, punk rock, spiderman, straightedge, sxe, tattoos, the weakerthans, wrestling, your mom, zombies

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I'd like to meet:

Steve Perry

Erika's Slaves
Erika has a gigillion slaves.

My Better Half

Angelini

The Other Dan

Mr. Walker

Barrakah

Amelie

Dahveed

Jern

Supermodel Kate

Tomerino

Mueller

Hester

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Television:

Sideways House Family
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My Blog

Here’s to a New Life in a New City

My new life has begun. New life you ask? Well yes.Part One. It started with the detox diet. I am down -7 and have actually been sleeping through the night. This inspired me to begin an intense gym re...
Posted by Erika on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:45:00 PST

Detox Diet Take One

In an attempt to become healthy, I have decided to start a detox regime on Monday. You should too, beats having to shove a tube up your back side.Mondaywalk first think in the morningfruit for breakfa...
Posted by Erika on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 06:38:00 PST

Gotta Dance!

I am in a very crazy mood at the moment. Like if I were a cat, I would run around and pounce things. I think I need to go play. Who's up for the Renn Fair?
Posted by Erika on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:49:00 PST

If you do this, I will love you forever

I don't know if anyone knows this but I have two loves. The first is panda bears. (I got to see three at the ATL zoo this past weekend and they were freakin FANTASTICO!) If I could own a pet panda I w...
Posted by Erika on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:46:00 PST

The Great Big Blog

My life in a nutshell the past few months...WORK! Two jobs. Artistic Coordinator for Publishing Co. and the new About.com stamp guide (shut up I am not a dork!) Looking to downsize one and start teach...
Posted by Erika on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:54:00 PST

I swear to God....

If I have to hear one more story where someone talks ill of a "Yankee," I am going to smack a bitch.Just because someone is born north of the Mason-Dixon line DOESN'T mean that they are a rude, psycho...
Posted by Erika on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:44:00 PST

Soon to be a Northern Star...

Welp it's official I have enrolled at Western Michigan University for the summer. *Hopefully* I can be part of the study abroad program in Florence, Italy. Studying Italian architecture in Italy! Just...
Posted by Erika on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:03:00 PST

I'm taking a stand, with apple in hand i pull up my sleeve.

(AKA For those of you wondering why I have been absent for the past month...)In the past few weeks I have been to two different doctors. The first, the ear nose and throat man for the intollerable pai...
Posted by Erika on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 04:56:00 PST

There's no such thing as evolution.

I took a five hour nap today. It was fantastic.
Posted by Erika on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:50:00 PST

Why stamp collecting just got fun...

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Posted by Erika on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 05:26:00 PST