Shake & BAKE.
names chad, cool kid. well first off im a 23 year old fucking italian kid, cool. sometimes i like to take walks to walgreens to pick up 15 apples to throw at old women playing golf, but that is only on saturdays, and only 95 yearsold and up. im currently working as a plans coordinator of building inspections of government defense, i get 401k. going to school is neater then flap jacks at ihop on route 49. i plan to own a building shaped like a flamingo, but its totally underground with like 452 slides before the entrance, and you have to take jager bombs and parachute 32 stories, thenyou can enter club southski. sometimes i get creative in life and do the dance, but only @ DERS. i got some good kids that ride in my caddy, we drink captain on the way to the club, so we can save a couple dollas here andthere, and listen to pastor troy. yeah fun times in the life of this kid. i listen to a lot of trance, i think i downloaded most of the world's trance maybe like 82.3% of it. i enjoy extremely short walks on the beach, followed up bya miller light or bud heavy, that is for destiny to choose. i also enjoy doing belly flops in the sand at the beach, it makes life go by just a little bit smoother. hmm... back to school, i was on like the 19 year plan, but then i waslike wow what the fizuck am i doing, and now im back at it hardcore, like hulk hogan, but 80's hogan. this semester i will be bangin out some cool classes, business calculus, managerial accounting, composition 2, andmicroeconomics. that should be a blast, hopefully point dexter with the new l.a. gears sits next to me, so i can borrow paper.
...still reading. I must update you on the adventurous lifestyle of the kid that is known to you as southki, wizzle, sizzle, w/e floats your pirate ship. damn. I have been done with those classes for a hot second. And I just finished 5 more classes in the summer session, i am crazy yes. 4 A's and 1 B so cute. I am the smart kid of geniusness. now i am taking far more advanced classes like the 32 arts to invaluable shopping methods via party bus. haha no but really i am taking biological science, ewww gross, some class about ninja turtles, oh wait thats human renaissance and baroque. haha what the ??? my last class as of now is international politics, which i find to be quiet interesting since I find a well-rounded knowledge base of political affiliations will and does keep me interested in whats going on in our economy. thats boring, yes. im sorry. i've been through a lot of hardships recently, but life's experiences are only making me stronger. i drink gatorade, fruit punch, so that helps. tangent where? well hmm where do i go from here. i could be creative, maybe give you a taste of giggle suprise, maybe give you some serious faced mumbo jumbo, no ill go emo and talk about emphatic emotions that bury, consume, and relinquish every meaning of life. fuck that. southski is not emo, he's a joyful friend that cares about everyone that will care for him. i am loving life, and everything in life that benefits my character. maybe one day i can share that with someone neat, cool, calm and collective. maybe that girl from the 70's show. so cute.
now you might be like wtf mate, but thats what everyone says at first :D so i bid thee farwell and happy marshmellows and grammys.
and.. once you realize that I am not just some ordinary person _ you will come to understand that I will do great things for this world both in comedic fashion and ethnic blends of fanta and wendys trademarks. 10-4, juice box.
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Sorry I had to re-write this because I read it and I was getting the impression that I am so engulfed in Trance Music that I dont admire any other genre. This is not true. Yes I LOVE Tiesto, not sure if you notice that. And most every Trance DJ, this is who I am. BUT!! I love sick ass fuckin punk shit like 311, Blink 182, Good Charlotte, GREEN FUCKING DAY, so many more. I love acoustics/ambient to chill to. I still like some rappers like T.I. and of course the master, eminem. I FUCKING LOVVE Coldplay. I JUST love songs that actually have a message, point blank, the end.
Tiesto: In Concert 1 & 2 :D
Comedy is my passion. Any movie with Will Ferrell or Jim Carrey gives me goosebumps. Inspirational actors at their best. If a person cannot have a great sense of humor, they are really lacking the best quality of life. I love action films. I love mysterious movies with crazy plots like momento, snatch etc. which A Beautiful Mind is one of my favorites. Romantic movies are nice if you are with a neat catch out of the pond. speckled trout are hard to find though. haha. wtf. Anyways, I am very open-minded about movies and love mostly all forms besides the black and white mime ones, thats irritating. I just want to throw a car at the tv. A 1960 gremlin. Purple. With spinners. Plastic though.
Television is so repetitive these days. I really enjoy watching sports with friends. I love Family guy, and I wish I could help screenwrite for them. If I do fancy to turn on the television I usually watch a movie on HBO or showtime. I am pretty over most of the reality shows, but I still watch MTV fresh meat and stuff like that, because the controversies on there are pretty interesting. Conan and other late night goodies are fun.
John C. Maxwell, James J. Cramer, Larry Bossidy, Ram Charan, Donald Trump
tiesto for revolutionizing the world of trance; quagmire for letting people experience a sharp pain in their stomach from laughing so hard at "GIGGITY GIGGITY"; hollister for their fashionable socks and assortment of blankets; eminem for showing black people how to rap; jagermeister for being imported, and served cold with a splash, a pinch, a nibble of redbull = muah; also captain morgan what a good guy; and of course my dad for passing on his genes of being so goddamn sexy! lol ..