The following is a dramatization of events that took in place in a Laurel Canyon mansion, circa 1992:
Anthony Kiedis: I know it's still the early 90's, but I'm pretty sure Bloodsugarsexmagik will be remembered as the most awesomest funk-rock album of the decade.
Flea: Yeah. And good call on getting “Soul to Squeeze†on the Coneheads soundtrack. That movie will surely launch our careers to new commercial and artistic heights.
Anthony Kiedis: Thanks.
John Frusciante: So what now?
Chad Smith: (not present)
Anthony Kiedis: I figure we'll just relax and spend the next couple decades playing emotional mid-tempo rock songs. We’ve already put in all the hard work. The best we can do now is hope for a cover band from Long Beach to come along and totally rock people’s asses out.
Rick Rubin: Good thinking, Anthony
The following took place at the Krusty the Klown Komeback special:
Krusty the Clown: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?
Anthony Kiedis: Forget you, clown.
Chad Smith: Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.
Krusty the Clown: Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."
Flea: Wow. That's much better.
Arik Marshall: Everyone can enjoy that.
