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Bobby Mack

When in doubt, jerk it out.

About Me

Well the headline says it all! I am an up and coming comic who is ready to let the world know just how f'd up it really is. I don't do jokes about people who live up to their ethnic steriotypes or make fun of people in the audiance. More like observations of this world through my wildly imagitive lil' mind o' mine. Celebrities beware! Hoo hoo haa haa haaa! Chinese boys who get paid for playing War of Warcraft 12 hours straight...oh yes, you are in my sights! Christopher Walken, with a voice like that what can you expect? The enitire United States Gov't, you 96 or so will all be subject to my punch-lines...yes..YES, the jokes are coming to me now - by the keg load! Prepair to laugh..Laugh the pounds away I say, and we will go play..in the hay..on a hot day in May, let us not delay, for I'm beginning to sway away from docks by the bay and this whole bit is really quite gay...Hooray!

My Interests

All things Funny and anything I've never done.

I'd like to meet:

Michael Jackson/"Dubya"/Fergie/Wu-Tang Clan/Ravishing Rick Rude/Bob Vila/Donkey Kong/The Orkin Man/Johnnie Quest/Will Freddie/Rufio from Peter Pan (the one with Robin Williams)/Timothy Daulton/Kiera Knightly/The creators of "The X-Effect"/Paulie Shore/Gloria Estefan/David Duke/Boner from Growing Pains...more to come/

Music:

Any genre will do. Gimme a beat - and that's all I need.

My Blog

Some shit I need to get off my chest.

Ok Ok, first off I'm sorry it's been about 15years since my last blog, I've been busy alright. Making babies doesnt just happen overnight. You gotta work at these things. Takes planning, some umbrella...
Posted by Bobby Mack on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:49:00 PST

I hate the DMV!

I hate the DMV! I hate the DMV! I hate the DMV! I hate the DMV! I hate the DMV! I hate the DMV! I hate the DMV! I hate the DMV! I hate the DMV! I hate the DMV! I hate the DMV! I hate the DMV! I hate t...
Posted by Bobby Mack on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:58:00 PST

Son of a Bitch...

So it's like 3 in freakin morning, I can't sleep and I got a few things on my mind..First off, has anyone ever had a headache before? Course you have! (must be the dumbest question to ever ask, becaus...
Posted by Bobby Mack on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:21:00 PST

The Legend of Mike Hawk

Today I must speak of a man I encountered by accident one day many many moons ago. A man so vast in stature, he can be seen from the hills of Maine to shores of the Virginia coast-line. He is the man...
Posted by Bobby Mack on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 02:05:00 PST

Have to keep going...

Soooo, people still read.I was initially doing the whole Blog thing as a trial, testing the waters, trying the mix drink..to see how it would go over..91 reads in 4 days..Shit! I'm impressed with My f...
Posted by Bobby Mack on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:33:00 PST

Random...

Is it a rule that tail lights have to be red...Have you ever ROFL for real? I mean completely rolled on the floor laughing?Carpet Sale..make me laugh everytime I see one.Watch out for that poisonous t...
Posted by Bobby Mack on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:03:00 PST

Candy

Can I say how much I miss it.It's so good. The taste. The emotions that overcome me when a piece enters my mouth.The pleasure to grab another piece..Ever had a gummy frog? OR a coke bottle..or a peach...
Posted by Bobby Mack on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:50:00 PST

Break-Ups

Sorry about missing yesterday. Looooooooooong night..wink wink..Haha I wish, long night for me consists of going blind from my computer screen and taking three advil to relieve a cramped left hand.My ...
Posted by Bobby Mack on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:19:00 PST

Strippers

So I'm going to try to start doing this once a day. A topic of the day. I'm prob the 90th thousand schmuck to come up with this lil"idea" so lets see where it takes me.. Today topic is "Strippers" I ...
Posted by Bobby Mack on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:52:00 PST