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Ah, Captain Cleavage. You can always find her throwing back drinks at The Salty Nipple. She's the sc

About Me

the name's Loree. im small. im also a noisey mess.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i have found my partner in crime...tha being said nothing can stop us now.

Music:


Movies:

Four Rooms/ Kung Fu Hustle/ Planet Terror/ Clue/ Shaun of the Dead/ Big Lebowski/ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas/ Hedwig and the Angry Inch/ The Salton Sea/ Little Shop of Horrors/ Hot Fuzz/ Chopper/ SLC Punk

Television:

Dexter/ ..anything about sharks (the assholes of the sea)/ south park/

Books:

smut OR anything by charles bukowski, tom robbins, or dr.seuss

Heroes:


thepumpums DETAILS
my stats: partly scratched and rusted, snuggly robot that has sat on the shelf way past her expiration date.
Here for: laughing at all the 15-22 year old hooks that take naked pictures of themselves and write lil love notes about how lucky they are that HE or him is their boyfriend while the "boyfriend" is emailing and texting me that they are still in love. plus i LOVE getting stalked by you all....
Orientation: ummm i ride regular on a snowboard.
Hometown: where there are screen doors and lightening bugs...anytown usa. education: im definately no dummy.
Body Type: part sex goddess part scratched up robot.
Ethnicity: pasty white.
Religion: rasta.
Sign: the only sign i know is using my middle finger.
Smoke / Drink: only when im WASTED/ iLOVE red stripes and champagne (not necessarily in that order)
Children: smell.
Occupation: man eater.
treasure: anything shiny.

My Blog

a finished poem...enjoy.

It Drips With the Blackest Deceit It'll be one bloody dayWhen the earth turns to ashesAnd no one will be around to sayI love you Laced with twineAnd tangled in your sweet serenityCaught up i...
Posted by îLØV¬ hëþúmÞûm on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:23:00 PST

Sailing Alone and Living in Dreams.

Living a Dream.I'll be singing you songs While you are goneand bring you sweet dreamsuntil the gold dawnI miss you more thanit may seemWhat can I say?I'm living a dream.I wish I could reach outfor you...
Posted by îLØV¬ hëþúmÞûm on Sat, 31 May 2008 12:38:00 PST

Shut up and kiss me like the antidotes under my tongue.

I have a melody.I can make beautiful music.But I am no instrumentI will play for no one ...and no one will play me. A word left unsaid is a hundred hidden thoughts.I never once said,"I hate you."I am ...
Posted by îLØV¬ hëþúmÞûm on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 07:54:00 PST

jumbled rambling of a gimpish madman.

There’d be no distance that could hold us back.There’d be no more of a distance than the tipping of my toes that could hold me back from kissing you as the clock strikes midnight. That one...
Posted by îLØV¬ hëþúmÞûm on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 06:02:00 PST

i see only beauty because we are all doomed...

Wash this with alcohol and clean it til it shines brighter than your smile and sparkles in the light of your lies beneath th...
Posted by îLØV¬ hëþúmÞûm on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:34:00 PST

Casanova Jones & the Dog That Couldn’t Bark Straight

That title makes about as much sense as the rest of this will because I have no idea how this will end up. In fact, if you were to ask me, right now, what the point of this was going to be.. I would t...
Posted by îLØV¬ hëþúmÞûm on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:58:00 PST

lets skate into the maddness and spit at whats behind us.

come  hang out with me on the edge in the night with the old music and the demon drink . . . it's an island we all live alone on (somehow) . . . a few seconds, a minute and then its over and no o...
Posted by îLØV¬ hëþúmÞûm on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:38:00 PST

ding dong tha wicked witch is dead...

Now I could sit here and baffle you With shallow babble And a bunch of punch lines You probably won't get Or even use some big words That you'd have to look up....wonderfully to my surprise robin's pr...
Posted by îLØV¬ hëþúmÞûm on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:45:00 PST

STOP reading my blogs.

ugh hello,please dietake rusty sewing needles to your eyeschoke on something prettylike pearls,li...
Posted by îLØV¬ hëþúmÞûm on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:27:00 PST

rock,scissors,paper

I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY...
Posted by îLØV¬ hëþúmÞûm on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:35:00 PST