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NATIVE AMERICAN IDOL/SEXYMANGYNA

THE LAP DANCE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS CRYING!

About Me

MY NAME IS JACK. I'VE BEEN LIVING IN MIAMI FOR OVER 2 YEARS. MET ALOT OF COOL PEOPLE. I DON'T TAKE THINGS TOO SERIOUS SO DON'T EXPECT ME TO CRY AT YOUR FURNERAL.
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MyHotComments :: HotFreeLayoutsIndian Chief, "Two Eagles," was asked by a white government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. "When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, Clean Water; women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough think he improve system like that."

My Interests

CHILLIN, DRINKING, PARTIES AND ALL TYPES OF ILL SHIT.

I'd like to meet:

I'D LIKE TO MEET FUN PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T MIND GIVING ME MONEY AND NEVER WANT ME TO PAY IT BACK. ALSO ANYONE WHO LIKES TO PARTY.
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AS LONG AS IT'S GOOD


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JACK
Birthday: OCT 6
Birthplace: CHICAGO
Current Location: NORTH MIAMI
Eye Color: SEXY BROWN
Hair Color: SEXIER BROWN
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Chippewa baby!
The Shoes You Wore Today: white
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: little kids with shifty eyes and Chuck Norris
Your Perfect Pizza: bbq & mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: eat my wieght in mashed potatoes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: i have a piss boner again?
Your Best Physical Feature: the shape of my skull
Your Bedtime: I'm grown dammit!
Your Most Missed Memory: christmas 1994
Pepsi or Coke: sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: popeyes
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino blast
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: alot
Do you Sing: hell yeah
Do you Shower Daily: sure
Have you Been in Love: all the time
Do you want to go to College: already did
Do you want to get Married: again? fuck that...hopefully before I'm 40
Do you belive in yourself: yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: once
Do you think you are Attractive: yup
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: used to
&..39;In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:' yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: 5th
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i don't do malls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just hearts baby!
Ever been Drunk: more than once
Ever been called a Tease: all the time
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: LAST!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: president
What country would you most like to Visit: greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: kinda long
Height: any
Weight: depends
Best Clothing Style: optional
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5th
Number of CDs I own: too many now
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 8
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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Bruce LeeFlixster - Share MoviesPhysical featsLee's phenomenal fitness meant he was capable of performing many exceptional physical feats.[42][43][44][45] The following list are the physical feats that are documented and supported by reliable sources.* Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hands down by his side reached five hundredths of a second.[46] * Lee could spring a 235lb opponent 15 feet away with a one inch punch.[45] * Lee's combat movements were at times too fast to be captured on film at 24fps, so many scenes were shot in 32fps to put Lee in slow motion. Normally martial arts films are sped up.[47][48][49] * In a speed demonstration, Lee could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close it, and leave a penny behind.[50] * Lee could perform push ups using only his thumbs[38][45] * Lee would hold an elevated v-sit position for 30 minutes or longer.[44] * Lee could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks.[38] * Lee performed one-hand push-ups using only the thumb and index finger[45][51] * Lee performed 50 reps of one-arm chin-ups.[52] * From a standing position, Lee could hold a 125lb barbell straight out. [44][38] * Lee could break wooden boards six inches thick.[53] * Lee performed a side kick while training with James Coburn and broke a 150-pound punching bag[44][54] * Lee could cause a 300-lb bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a sidekick.[45] * In a move that has been dubbed "Dragon Flag", Lee could perform leg lifts with only his shoulder blades resting on the edge of a bench and suspend his legs and torso perfectly horizontal midair. [55] * Lee could thrust his fingers through unopened steel cans of Coca-Cola, at a time before cans were made of the softer aluminum metal.[56] * Lee would use one finger to leave dramatic indentations on pine wood.Trailer: The Last Dragon Flixster - Share Movies~Being Indian.....Being Indian Is feeding anyone and everyone who comes to your door hungry, with whatever you have.Being Indian Is being broke all year long because you try to make every Pow Wow, gathering, and ceremony.Being Indian Is loving frybread and soup.Being Indian Is knowing history started before 1492.Being Indian Is full of acronyms that affect your world (BIA, CDIB, etc)Being Indian Is knowing how to snag and then lie about it.Being Indian is knowing all the quick remedies to get rid of hickies.Being Indian Is playing outside, unsupervised on the REZ til 3:00 am.Being Indian is either borrowing or lending money to your NDN brothers and sisters at least once a week.Being Indian Is having people ask if they can touch your hair or take your picture or how long have your been growing your hair and so onBeing Indian is to be asked constantly if you still live in tee-pees or ride horses every where you go.Being Indian is knowing why the REZ car in "Smoke Signals" was funny!Being Indian is knowing why in "Smoke Signals, " the line 'do you have your passports?" is funny!Being Indian is knowing how to barter or trade for things you need and things you don't!Being Indian is having more cousins than trees have leaves.Being Indian is laughing with your friends so much your facial muscles hurt.Being Indian is singing 49 songs using a garbage can for a drum or remembering the days.Being Indian is having the strength to move your family at any given moment, and making it.Being Indian is having a song come to you at the oddest times.A-ho!!!Being Indian is not a part time thing ALL DAY, EVERY DAY!Being Indian Is PRIDEBeing Indian is BEAUTIFULBeing Indian is FOREVER

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Indian Chief, "Two Eagles," was asked by a white governmentofficial, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and th...
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