I am a fully qualified Master of Science. I got the certificate through the post this morning. Granted, its not as exciting as being a fully qualified Master of the Universe, but I'm working on that one. Or a fully qualified mountaineer, that would be pretty sweet. I could ascend both peaks of Mt. Kilamanjaro. The possiblities are indeed endless...
I am odd. I don't mean that in a Big Brother contestant kind of way ("I'm a nutter, me!!!!!!"). People either find my eccentricities interesting and endearing, we shall call this people "dudes", or otherwise they find them wierd and scary, we shall refer to these people as "bastards". Such a bipartite view of society helps me in my day to day life. This does not mean I am hostile to the bastards, just that I don't wish them any specific harm.
All in all I don't really take myself too seriously, and the thing I take most serious, is not taking myself seriously. This can lead to me not taking serious issues seriously, but indeed that is not my problem.