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The Dread Pirate Roberts

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About Me

"If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control." J.H.

I got dibs on this guy.

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My Interests



I'm interested in Time travel, ewoks, hi-fives, and 14th century Spanish gold coins. I'm not really into Crustaceans.

"Contrary to popular belief, there is much evidence to support the theory that the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about." and "I've been known to enjoy a good Leprachaun fight."

***9 out of 10 Hulksters prefer... Spaghetti, apparently.

I'd like to meet:

Robocop, the Keebler Elves, and Johnny 5 from the movie Short Circuit.

Music:

Ghostbusters soundtrack, all eighties, all reggae, Digital Underground, Jurrassic 5, Run DMC, Public Enemy, Andrea Bocelli (why yes, since you asked, it is Opera music), U2, Coldplay, Paul Van Dyke, Space Hog, The Damned (fuckin rad), Bad Religion, Fuckin MC Hammer, The Misfits, Sasha, The Ramones (doesn't get any better), Paul Oakenfold, They Might be Giants, James Brown, Johnny Cash, Busta Rhymes, Tom Jones, The Smiths, Bob Marley, The Pixies, George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars - Parliament, Oingo Boingo, Fat-Boy Slim, Beck, Chemical Brothers.... actually you know what? Piss off.

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hero, Kung-Pow Enter the Fist, Appleseed (anime), Akira (anime), Ninja Scroll (Anime), any Bruce Lee (un-dubbed of course), Braveheart, Legends of the Fall... fyi = Best Cinematography, Real Genius, Office Space, Top Secret, Swingers, Nightmare before Xmas, Princess Bride, Labryinth, The Dark Crystal, Beastmaster, The Green Mile, Gladiator, Old School, All Indiana Jones, all Pixar animated (Toy Story and Incredibles = top props), Big Fish, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Heat, Big Labowski, Kingpin, Neverending Story, Ghostbusters, all Monty Python and so on and so forth.

Television:

Family Guy... Simpsons. Period... well sometimes CSI Las Vegas.

Books:

All Dan Brown...aka Divinci Code. Sword of Truth Series by Terry Goodkind. And naturally, Dr. Seuss.

Your Birthdate: May 27
Your birth on the 27th day of the month (9 energy) adds a tone of selflessness and humanitarianism to your life path.Certainly, you are one who can work very well with people, but at the same time you need a good bit of time to be by yourself to rest and meditate.There is a very humanistic and philanthropic approach in most of things that you do.This birthday helps you be broadminded, tolerant, generous and very cooperative.You are the type of person who uses persuasion rather than force to achieve your ends.You tend to be very sensitive to others' needs and feelings, and you able to give much in the way of friendship without expecting a lot in return. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
***You gotta watch out for that safety, it'll get ya.... ***

Heroes:

Peter Griffin. Stewie. Spiderman.

My Blog

The Gatekeeper

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we w...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Roberts on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:25:00 PST

Allow myself to introduce.... myself.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:WesBirthday:05/27/1977Birthplace:San FranciscoCurrent Location:SonomaEye Color:GreenHair Color:BrownHeight:6'0"Right Handed or Left Handed:Lefty baby.Your Herit...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Roberts on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:00:00 PST

My life.

How would I describe my life? Well, my life thus far has basically been a long series of humblings. If anyone ever tells you they have no regrets... they're lying,  plain and simple.  After...
Posted by The Dread Pirate Roberts on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 06:22:00 PST

Check it out yo.

This is the blog I put more time into... Time and slinkys... I got's to have me some slinkys. http://wes.blogs.com/my_weblog
Posted by The Dread Pirate Roberts on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST