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Bill

Bronx's Best Apostle

About Me

This more or less hits the high points of my life as a real attorney:

My Interests

Generally, I'm into things.

I'd like to meet:

If you are a selling a sex website, I'd like to meet you. If you have a shitty band, I'd like to meet you. If you have a psychic service, I'd like to meet you. If I know you, I'd like to meet you. If you know all the words to "We Didn't Start the Fire", I'd like to meet you. If you know where the quotes on this page are from, I'd like to meet you.If you are the infamous "You're the hot guy who knows he's hot" girl, I'd like to meet you. (Assuming you got over the VD)Also, if you can play the zither, I'd like to make your acquaintance.As to famous people: Humphrey Bogart, Chadwick, Raymond Chandler, Patrick Fitzgerald, Carole Lombard, Da Coach, Elisa Cuthbert, my ability to write creatively

Music:

rock and roll in all its forms. I also like soul music and stare at your shoes indie stuff.

Movies:

The Departed, Miller's Crossing, Casablanca, Maltese Falcon, O Brother Were Art Thou, Casino Royale, The Quiet Man, Your Mom and Dad's Wedding Night

Television:

is one of the longest and most consistent relationships of my life.I am such a loser.

Books:

Currently I am reading a book of Nelson Algren short stories - "The Neon Wilderness" as well as the Complete Short Stories of Flannery O'Connor. I read War and Peace (for real). Some books i like: From Here to Eternity, Groucho and Me, Confederacy of Dunces, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, New York Penal Law, Evidence books, Raymond Chandler novels, War and Peace, Plenty, A Scavenger's Guide to Haute Cusine

Heroes:

People who live life to the fullest; people that can dance well, write well, create, etc; People who touch the humanity common to all of us.How about a non-hippie answer: Bugs Bunny, Groucho Marx, Walter Payton, Patrick Fitzgerald, my great-uncle Jim, Humphrey Bogart, cool cats and kittens of all stripes

My Blog

I grew a beard

But then i shaved it because i didn't like how it was growing in.  That's pretty standard though, I can't say I've had facial hair i've liked in about a year. Oh yeah, did I mention i'm on vacati...
Posted by Bill on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST

Back in Chicago

On Saturday night.  Drop me a line and I will let you know where the action is
Posted by Bill on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:41:00 PST

I PASSED!!!!

hooray!
Posted by Bill on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST

5 saddest songs i can think of

in no order: 1) Romulus - Sufjan Stevens 2) come pick me up - ryan adams3) over the mountain - iron and wine4) he stopped loving her today - george jones 5) bob dylan's 49th beard - wilcohonorable men...
Posted by Bill on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:37:00 PST

bar results

come out on tuesday.  my stomach did a cartwheel when i typed that sentence.  also, looking through old posts made me realize i had things I wanted to do that never got done.  so, in th...
Posted by Bill on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:32:00 PST

best exchange of the night

or, as George learned, how to "leave on a high note": Girl (Sooz):  Did you just call me a pain in the ass? Bill: Sweetheart, I've called you a pain in the ass 3 times already.  Actually, th...
Posted by Bill on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:47:00 PST

Done

Got done with the bar yesterday, got back at 10 last night.  It was just as hard as you'd think and way more tiring.  The worst part is going to be waiting 4 months to see how I did.  T...
Posted by Bill on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:47:00 PST

most promiscuous women in TV history

With a lot of help from Nick:1)  Blanche from Golden Girlsthen, in no particular order-Mona: Who's the Boss-the three "Friends" chicks-Flo: from Alice-Jacquie from 227-Elaine Benis-Rhoda: Mary Ty...
Posted by Bill on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:43:00 PST

have i mentioned

how happy i am with the new profile song?i think i am losing my mind7 days!
Posted by Bill on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:21:00 PST

From the trenches

a little over 10 days away, and the strain is starting to show.  The only things that are keeping me sane are gangsta rap that no one else has listened to in at least 3 years, Steely Dan, a littl...
Posted by Bill on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 09:19:00 PST