harley quinn

Hi. I probably don't like you. :]
So, you're reading this because you're curious what I'm about. I'll give you a rundown.
Luckily, I have no interest in hiding behind a private profile. So stupid.
Pick me up, you'll win my heart.
A spin is an added bonus. I'll always want it.
I probably like my dog more than you.
If you don't like him, I wont like you. Period.
And I will tell him to eat you.
I wont take you seriously. You take yourself serious enough for the both of us.
I don't need to dress, look, or act certain way. Get that through your brainwashed head.
I'm completely independent. I don't need you to validate me, thanks. ;]
I have a personal vendetta against parasites. Stop leeching and stealing personality traits from everyone you know.
I'm quirky, clumsy, and quite messy.
I have a strange fondness of applesauce.
I can never seem to wear matching socks.
I'm a loner. Don't bother me.
I hate your stupid whiny pseudo rock music that plays at shitty teenage venues with their straightened hair and screamo vocals.
I will not initiate conversation on a first meeting, but if you get me talking, I wont shut the hell up.
I'm inquisitive to the point of annoyance, I laugh easily, and I'm loud. LOUD.
I will do things for the benefit of other people more often than not.
I will not apologize if I'm not in the wrong.
I'm very opinionated and confrontational.
If you're fake, I WILL find you out. Trust in that.
I'm a nerd. And I know my shit.
I will openly admit my flaws, so you don't have to. Cheers.
And if you are one of those people who points out the flaws in others, I hope it's very fulfilling to you.
Focusing on someone else so you don't have to look at yourself doesn't usually work, but way to try.
I wont look you in the eyes when we're talking about something serious.
If you annoy me, I will say things that you don't like. I will know it. It will be intentional.
I will always press your buttons. Reactions are great.
It is not my job to impress you, therefore, get over yourself. You're not that great.
Get a life outside of your job. Oh wow, you're in the cool group of kids at work?! Fucking fantastic, no one cares.
Don't like shallow girls.
Boys are much more fun.
Getting drunk every night does not make you cool. It makes you look pathetic, since you can't seem to function without it. But at least you have an awesome beer gut. Congrats.
I pull on my ear when I'm thinking.
I elaborate way too much, because I'm into details.
I don't censor myself.
I am who I am, and comfortable being such.
Your opinion of me is the least of my concerns, and voicing said opinion will not change a damn thing about me.
DON'T waste my time pretending. If you hate me, let me know. The feeling is probably mutual, anyway.
I will act like you don't exist because you're not worth the time.
If you talk nice to my face and spout shit behind my back, I will probably punch you in the face. Try me.
Don't hurt anyone I love. Ever.
You've got one chance.
There are only a handful exceptions to the above statement in the world.
I know who I am and I know what I want.
Lastly? Don't fuck with me, man.
My name is Kimmie. Yes, full name.
Use it.