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Emoney

Somewhere there's a gutter missing it's Slut

About Me

I'm a really laid back person and I'm easy to get along with. I'm very shy until I get to know you. I hate liars. I play guitar in a band called Auburn. We are pretty sweet so check us out. Our myspace page is www.myspace.com/allburn4. I'd also like to thank all the haters for talkin' shit about me...... You're making me famous. I have two nieces they are the best. If you want to know anything else ask me.

My Interests

Whoa Whoa Whoa......that's not what were about. Hey Don't confuse the art with the artist. I mean Yeah up on stage I'm the shit. I'm Zeus. I'm Elvis. But back here I'm just plain old Eric...........I ain't what your lookin' for babe.

I'd like to meet:

People that don't suck! I would also like to meet Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Heather Spytek, and Your mother.

Music:

Soilwork, Pantera, Testament, Steve Vai, Slipknot, Tony Macalpine, Old Slipknot, Nothingface, Nevermore, Killswitch Engage, Greg Howe, Dream Theater, Ice Cube, Snoop, Busta Rhymes, Dr. Dre, Old Sevendust, Old Korn, Motley Crue, Ozzy, Van Halen, Megadeth, David Lee Roth's solo stuff, Iron Maiden, Digital Underground, Journey, In Flames, Al Di Meola, Glen Miller, Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, Slayer, Cake, Lacuna Coil, Vitali Kuprij, Stratovarius, Prince, Alice in Chains, Dio, Fear Factory, Beastie Boys, Haji's Kitchen, Simon and Garfunkel, Arch Enemy, Queensryche, Deftones, 24-7 Spyz, Shawn Lane, Michael Harris, Old Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Tenacious D

Movies:

Run Ronnie Run, The Royal Tenembaums, Weird Science, Battle Royale, Old School, Clerks, Cannibal the Musical, Orgazmo, Real Genius, Empire Strikes Back, The Dark Crystal, Better off Dead, Borat, Ferris Bueller's day off, Comando, Tombstone, Dogma, Suicide Kings, Baseketball, House of 1000 corpses, Fletch, Caddy Shack, Meatballs, American Psycho, Breakfast Club, Beetlejuice, The Labyrinth, Team America, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Goonies, Death to Smoochy, The Blues Brothers, Spinal Tap, Fear and Loating in Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Zoolander, The Princess Bride, The Big Lebowski, Mallrats, Swingers, What about Bob?, Legend, Dazed and Confused, Orgazmo, Cannibal the Musical.

Television:

The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Scrubs, Futurama, Mr. Show, Tenacious D, and South Park

Books:

Motley Crue:The Dirt, Crazy from the Heat, Pet Cemetary, The All American Psycho

Heroes:

Steve Vai, Tony Macalpine, Jack Black, Vince Vaughn, David Cross, Trey Parker, and Matt Stone.

My Blog

Bitch

I can't imagine to be like youThe pain and the suffering you put me through woahI can't imagine to be like youThe pain and the suffering you put me throughDon't tell meI can't imagine to be like youAl...
Posted by Emoney on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:17:00 PST

For all the sin

I can't feel this way todayAnd I said that I am tiredSo go to sleep and close your eyesI'm sorry For all the sinFor all deceptionYou know it's hard to face youWhen I know what you didYou're sorryStay ...
Posted by Emoney on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST

My Alcohoroscope

Your Scorpio Drinking Style If anyone tells you you've had enough, you'll smirk and keep tippling until you're hog whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite.You like to drink, and screw anyone w...
Posted by Emoney on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 08:56:00 PST