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Lindsay.

Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!...Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

About Me

I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

Karl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.
Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.
Karl: I'm sorry.
Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?

Why doesn't Whoopi Goldberg have eyebrows?

My Interests

retirement.

Music:

Gypsy Pop and Old World

Movies:

Slapshot, Wet Hot American Summer, Tommy Boy, Clifford, Superbad, Jesus' Son, Intermission, The Big Lebowski, Rushmore, Old School, Blacksheep, Wag the Dog, Royal Tenenbaums, Strangers with Candy, DIG!, & Harry Potter's.

Television:

Seinfeld, the Discovery Channel, Planet Earth series, The Soup, SNL, and the History Channel!

Books:

I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, by Amy Sedaris, Harry Potter's

Heroes:

pat.