I am Tom/Chief/Patience/TP/Lofty.
Depending on how you know me, you will probably
address me by one of those names.
I like what I like and not many people can change my opinions.
Things that I do like include:
Music
Laughing
Making people laugh
Attention
Rain
Storms
Good conversations
Rugby
Making new friends.
I could list a whole bunch of other stuff but there's too much.
It doesn't matter what i dislike.
Just remember, I hate lying and try to avoid it if I can.
Everyone lies.
But alot of the time it is not necessary.
I practically never lie to my mates.
(But everyone needs SOME privacy)
I'm tall.
My fashion sense is pretty lame.
I wear what I like and I like what I wear.
End of.
I love meeting new people.
My music taste is vast.
Phil Collins and Sting are in amongst
Avenged Sevenfold, Metallica, Rx Bandits and NOFX.
I've listed some of the bands I like
Over there *points to left*.
My memory is pretty bad, so if you need me to remember something, chances
are you'll need to remind me =P
Immaturity is immature but I love it.
If you can't be immature and have a laugh when you're young,
when can you be?
I can be lazy.
I can sit on my arse for 2 mins just to go to the shops.
This is because I cannot
be arsed. But also because I love driving.
It's a passion I have. Along with rugby.
I have a job.
I work at HMS Nelson for Balfour Beatty Workplace - building management.
That's all you need to know.
I used to deliver for Dominos Pizza and
worked at a fruit and veg shop but I don't even like vegetables.
I don't know why but sometimes I will come out with facts about
certain fruits or vegetables.
For example, I might inform you that Maris Piper potatos are great for roasting as they are a very fluffy potato.
But be careful whilst par-boiling them before roasting.
Or I may tell you how to tell whether
an Avocado is ripe. (Apply pressure to the tip,
if it gives a little bit, it's good to eat.)
Or even point out that to keep bananas ripe,
put them in a cool place such as your garage.
Don't put them in the fridge, they will discolour.
I'm a bit odd sometimes I guess.
I will type shorthand whether you
like it or not.
I get confused when people thank me for an add.
'Thanks for the add' they'll say.
Why?
I don't know.
I honestly don't even know who is meant to thank who.
Do I thank you for accepting my friend request?
Or actually making a request to be my friend?
I just don't know.
If you find that you don't know me.
Or live the other side of the coutry/world from me.
And wonder how you know me, you probably don't.
Don't ask me how I know you. Chances are
I just like your profile,
and your own biased description of yourself.
Read my profile and judge me all you want.
I judge myself alot more than most.
Spontaneity is awesome.
A random phonecall.
A random text.
If I really like you then popping round for a quick fag is much appreciated.
Oh yer, I smoke.
Well I don't smoke through the weekdays now, I'm being good. But i'll have a fag after rugby. Or if you pop round for a chat. But not an awkward chat - I HATE those.
Anyway....Get over it.
I don't care that it's 'killing' me.
The only time I shall listen to your opinion on me smoking,
is if I am smoking around you and you don't like it.
If we are outside, I will probably tell you to fuck off.
If we are in a closed environment,
I shall apologise and sort it out.
Add me.
Mesage me.
Comment me.
Coz at the end of the day, who doesn't like to log on and find
that someone has actually made an effort to communicate?
I, for one, love it.
So do it more =]
I call my friends 'mate', 'pal', 'bud', 'buddy' and I tend to make nicknames up for some people.
If I do make you one, feel privileged.
I don't make them for everybody, and only to those who:
1. I care alot about
or
2. have a blatant nicknaming opportunity attached to their name.
People make rumours up about me.
Some true.
Some partly true
But most waaaaaay wrong or just completely made up.
I have got used to it over the years.
I find it a compliment how people
love to know about my life and are obviously
so fascinated, that they'll tell their mates,
who will tell theirs about what I have 'done this time'.
Chances are what's going round has been twisted a bit...probably alot.
Adds to the excitement.
If a girl does, on the off chance, like me,
I like it when they show me that they do.
It makes me feel nice, makes me smile.
Smitten girls are so annoying. But I quite like it...
I need to 'click' ith a girlfriend.
If we don't click, I freak out.
Big style.
What's the point if you don't get on really well?!
If you have read all of this, congratulations.
There is alot more to me which I'd like people to
get to know, rather than just reading this and thinking they know me.
Oh, one more thing...
My favourtie colour is blue.
If you have a sense of humour and/or
can make me laugh, then
you are gold.
Oh and I also believe that people always get what they deserve.
If something bad is happening now...
You deserve it or will get something
good later on in life to make up for it.
