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I am Jack's Total Happiness

You may not know who i am but, yeah, it's me!

About Me

i love to beatbox and im making an album right now. i have alot going on but if you want to know anything, ask. i'll answer anything.
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Name: Tyler Jordan Garrett
Birthday: 8/24/1985
Birthplace: New York
Current Location: ATX
Eye Color: boring ass brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: scottish and cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: some messed up NSS shoes
Your Weakness: cigarettes and captain kangaroo
Your Fears: nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose more weight and drink more alcohol
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol and fuck off
Thoughts First Waking Up: son of a bitch
Your Best Physical Feature: my upper part of my right arm
Your Bedtime: whenever the hell i want
Your Most Missed Memory: when i got amnesia
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macky D's
Single or Group Dates: i dont get dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: cant have either
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: fuck yes
Do you Sing: yup all the time
Do you Shower Daily: yup, most of the time
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: fuck no
Do you want to get Married: yeah some day
Do you belive in yourself: yes i do
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: next question
Are you a Health Freak: hahahahahahaha
Do you get along with your Parents: yes i love my parents to death
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup, an di will go dance in them
Do you play an Instrument: the mic
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: rhetorical right?
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup, fucking love sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yup
Ever been Drunk: all the time
Ever been called a Tease: yes sir
Ever been Beaten up: nope, everybody loves me
Ever Shoplifted: yup, did last week
How do you want to Die: i want to be running through a supermarket engulfed in flames
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an actor
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dosent matter
Favourite Hair Color: dosent matter
Short or Long Hair: dosent matter
Height: not too short, not too tall
Weight: not anorexic and not obese, just average
Best Clothing Style: whatever fits the girl
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: not too many, maybe 12
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 10
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Random Questions How many shower curtins do you have (for one shower)?: just one What CD is in your car stereo right now?: Incubus-Light Grenades Have you ever lived alone?: feels like it sometimes although i have a roommate What is the lenght of your longest relationship?: about 3 to 4 months What do you do for a living?: Merchandiser for Budweiser Are you a good speller?: on Do you get up to pee in the middle of the night?: not usually unless i drank a lot the night prior How long is your lunch break?: sometimes it is 4 1/2 hours...and yes, i get paid for it. usually one hour. What was your last dirty thought?: not gonna tell you you, you filthy, naughty survey What is your favorite radio station, and what do they play?: 101x- rock station in austin Do you have a lot of friends?: i guess you could say that...i have moved around alot so i have quite a few...sadly i dont see very many, but the ones i do see are awesome so its worth it. Do your parents have a will?: no idea Are you close with your sibling(s)?: yup Do you have Caller ID?: sure do Do you think you have to be initally sexually attracted to a person to fall in love?: nope not at all or no girl could ever fall in love with me Do you have more same sex friends or opposite?: i really dont want to try to figure that out but i would say probably. If you could retire (not quit) today, would you? Why or why not?: hell yes, relax for the next 60 years Is your life at all what you thought it would be like when you were a kid?: i cant remember, but i want to say no How many cleaning products do you own?: like one or two What kind of car do you drive?: 96' nissan sentra gxe...its hot shit Have you ever stood someone up? If yes, why?: dont think so, i am a pretty good guy Do you make good choices?: i like to think so, some bad but mainly good What's the worst thing someone said to you?: i cant remember..usually everyone i come in contact with likes me for some reason Do you cry often?: its been a while Are you having a good hair day?: hell yes, its just past 6 am and my hair is rocking it today Would many people come to your funeral if you died today?: probably about 200 Would you rather run a mile, or be beaten for 20 minutes?: run a mile...while smoking Cheese Nips, or Cheese It's?: ...or lactose intolerant and i usually stray from "cheese" Salty, sweet, or both?: sweet What is your favorite fruit?: either peach, watermelon, or pineapple...also apples, plums, and cantalope What was your first job?: Macky-dizzles Are you afraid to fly?: nope Do you own any guns?: i did but i lost it, a real nice 8mm Are you shy or outgoing?: i am somehow both Do you put off doing things because you are afraid of what will happen?: sometimes yes, other times i could care less...so i guess if i really put something off, it must mean something Do you pick at things, or leave them be?: like scabs? i pick em, i am patient but sometimes i need chang right then Would you rather get drunk, or get high?: drunk What is your favorite book?: survivor by Chuck Palahniuk...everyone go read it What current young actor/actress do you think will have a lasting career?: dakota fanning, hands down i know she is going places Did you take the SAT? Did you do well?: nope and probably wouldnt Do you long for someone you can't have?: not anymore Do you spend more time naked or clothed?: clothed...but im working on it Dogs or Cats?: tough one, if i said dog i would be talking about a big lazy basset hound who would just watch tv with, but cats can be the same way...so both Blizzard or Frosty?: cant have them but i guess if i could then i would say blizzard What is your favorite board game?: either star wars monopoly, scrabble, or clue.
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People Iced: Six
Car Bombs Planted: Seventeen
Favorite Weapon Potato Gun
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: Five
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Joey Big-Lips
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Music:


Despite the LossHip-Hop: Mars Ill, Deepspace5, Ill Harmonics, Playdough, Sev Static, Wu Tang Clan, Dangerdoom, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Dialated Peoples, Manafest, Sivion,Grits, DJ Maj, Matt Kearney, The Streets, I.E., MC Ecsher, X-Ecutioners, DJ Qbert, DJ Shadow. Rock: Despite the Loss, Rammstein, Korn, Nonpoint, Disturbed, Godsmack, White Zombie, The Pixies, Led Zepplin, Metallica, Pantera, Powerman 5000, Incubus, 311...etc.

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Movies:

KEVIN SMITH!!!! lets put it this way, if there wasn't a God, which there is, but, if there wasn't, then Kevin would be it. oh, i watch really everything, not gay porn though, i do like the females.
Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?


Jason Voorhees
You are Jason Voorhees. You seek one thing.... REVENGE! You dont care who gets in your way. When you kill you are always creative. You are strong and merciless. No wonder so many people are scared of you.

Television:

i love watching Friends. i also like pretty much everything on Adult Swim, and Iron Chef. my new favorite show that i'm hooked like coke, is prison break. if you haven't seen it, watch all of it.... why are you still reading? seriously, download them and watch them. go, go now.

Books:

everything by michael crichton, chuck palahniuk, hunter s. thompson, john grisham, peter david, and some of stephen king - and i say some cuz not all of his books i can get into or somethimes understand - i have ADD, i cant help it but i did hear about this-- hey cool, something shiny.

Heroes:

manCHILD and Dust of Mars Ill and everyone in DeepSpace5, Kevin Smith, Jason Lee, Morgan Freeman, Biz Markie, Rahzel, and the biggest idol ever to be in my life, my dad.

My Blog

Confessions (part 1)

well, this is gonna be the hardest thing i have confessed....i am a virgin.horray for Jesus!!
Posted by I am Jack's Total Happiness on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:09:00 PST

El Charco!!!!

ok so there is a group that everyone and their mom should check out. that group would be El Charco. the band is great and the members are awesome. i jammed with them today in fact and had a blast. so ...
Posted by I am Jack's Total Happiness on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:30:00 PST

Ohne Dich

Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein Ohne dich Mit dir bin ich auch allein Ohne dich Ohne dich zähl ich die Stunden ohne dich Mit dir stehen die Sekunden...
Posted by I am Jack's Total Happiness on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 06:40:00 PST

more cryptography

"Five myle fool" "Movies:  2-12     4-5 5-4 7-10 1-16 3-15     3-1 3-12 8-24 9-2"     ok here are two clues. i hope this is more challenging for...
Posted by I am Jack's Total Happiness on Tue, 23 May 2006 04:18:00 PST

A little cryptography...

i have a code and i would like someone to break it. if you do i will add you in my top 8.... unless you already are then i will put you in 2nd, cuz lets face it, no one beats stephanie. ok, here it is...
Posted by I am Jack's Total Happiness on Tue, 16 May 2006 06:33:00 PST

H.P.S.G.J.S

why does all good things in my life turn sour? sometimes i wish i had no emotion at all so i couldnt feel pain and anguish and the hurt that i do so often. if anyone can tell me why i will give you a ...
Posted by I am Jack's Total Happiness on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:42:00 PST

The se7en deadly sins of Funky Zealot.

Well, it seems that Funky Zealot has caused more damage in the newest issue of Gamepro magazine. I said i would keep my eye on him, and well, now i have both eyes on him, and I dare not look away. In ...
Posted by I am Jack's Total Happiness on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:43:00 PST

Sex and Death (part 2)

Much to my surprise, everyone insisted that they fantasize about sex constantly and never dream about being killed, which seems insane to me. Relatively speaking, having sex is easy (but then again wh...
Posted by I am Jack's Total Happiness on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 03:34:00 PST

He asked, I answered.

Today I was asked if I had to have sex with a dead women, who would it be? I replied, "Fiona Apple".
Posted by I am Jack's Total Happiness on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 10:02:00 PST

Warwick Davis invades my subconcious

i'm running. i'm running so hard i can't feel myself running. i dare look behind me to tempt fate and i see the leperchaun chasing me. i run harder. i notice i am in my old col-de-sac i used to live i...
Posted by I am Jack's Total Happiness on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:42:00 PST