yes, i do like Newsome. |
greetings internet. help me out and come to Crackers Comedy Club in Indianapolis on July 1st and help make me look good, because we all god damn know i don't have the material to do it alone. If you...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:26:00 GMT |
Nobody comes out to see us. |
greetings internet. writing to u from work, wishing i was somewhere else, some-when else and someone else at the moment. i am tense like a 'Nam vet lately. need vacation, either ph sical or pharmi...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:35:00 GMT |
You’re English Is Good. |
Dear Internet,Hope you are well, internet. I had an amazing experience opening for Michael Colyar, of Def Jam, BET and just about every show that was ever on UPN fame. Couldn't have been a nicer guy...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:40:00 GMT |
i’m guilty of this, you should know this... |
good evening internet. Eventful week for me...and by eventful i mean lame and lonely...which is going to be the title of my autobiography. got toe surgery for an ingrown toenail. disgusting and sme...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:16:00 GMT |
you call it. |
evening, internet. me is sleepy and up late. just finished No Country For Old Men. fantastic. Spaniards are creepy. had to go to traffic court today. always delightful. i need sleep to become ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:27:00 GMT |
these germans are bothering me. |
hello internet. its three am. wish i were tired. natalie portman is being abrasive on tv in the background. darjeerling limited. fun so far. wish i could grown a mustache. getting over the flu....
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:15:00 GMT |
this part you do alone. |
so, its two thirty in the morning and i am drinking bourbon and watching Mystic River on HBO and this movie is so good that i hate myself for not ever seeing this before. Sean Penn shouldnt have jus...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:37:00 GMT |
If you dont make a noise...God will never know you were there |
hello there internet. its about one thirty am. I am drinking bacardi and diet coke because i am faggy. LOST tonight was fucking amazing. Best television show in the history of life. I love this s...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 23:23:00 GMT |
Palatial and Regalia |
Since I still haven't posted any stand up videos on account of my losery....here is the funniest thing I have seen this week. Tons of funny shit on SuperDeluxe.com
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Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:22:00 GMT |
I Love Cheese |
funniest thing I is seen in a while.
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:23:00 GMT |
