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bryan

just being myself

About Me

I am a simply complex individual, or complexly simple, whichever. I enjoy laughing and having a good time, and I enjoy making others laugh. It's sometimes hard for me to meet new people, b/c i tend to sit back and try to get to know them through watching them (which, if you're a simply complex person like me, is next to impossible.) I am an introvert, type b personality, tend to go with the flow, to a fault sometimes. I digress. I am slow to anger, mostly coolheaded, and I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, which I really must allow myself to do more often ( a new years resolution). I have a joke or pun for most any occasion, and can sing a mean karaoke. I am my own worst critic, and tend to dwell on things, when I need to let them go. I am easy to get along with, and I try to see the best side of everything and everyone. I've lived in the D/FW area my whole life, a Homer for the local teams. I'm a good story teller and joke teller, try to be smart and witty, with any luck at the same time. I enjoy hearing stories and jokes as well, as I am a good listener (not always, I'm afraid, but still pretty damn good). I will try new things, really I'll try most anything at least once, just to say I did, but more importantly to see if I like it or not. Anything else you want to know just ask a href="http://myspacelayouts.org

My Interests

Baseball, hockey, sports in general, pool, darts, racquetball, music, reading, card tricks, cooking, learning mindless trivia (I kick ass at trivial pursuit), DVD extra stuff, annoying friends by being a wise guy

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented the little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces; surely they have saved countless minutes and sore fingertips. The guy who tied helium filled weather balloons to a lawn chair and flew around. Seemed like a fun idea at the time, I'm sure. Til the FAA came along. Oh yeah, and John Lennon and Harry Houdini. And then there's this guy...

Music:

Reverend Horton Heat, Robert Randolph & Family Band, Zepplin, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Foo Fighters, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Clapton, Beatles, enjoy a broad spectrum of music other than these as well

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, Three Amigos, most anything with Steve Martin or Robin Williams, good suspensful stories, not just mindless explosions (I enjoy some of those as well). I like to laugh, so throw in some good comedies, and I'm happy

Television:

The Simpsons, Arrested Development, CSIs, Monk, House, The Amazing Race (anybody want to try out?)

Books:

anything factual, history books, the Harry Potter series, how-to books, books that make me laugh.

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, The Hulk, Spiderman, Professor X, Hiro, and...oh wait a minute, I see what this is supposed to be. I'll get back to you.