Omelette

i'm omelette and i'm famous in my 'hood. everyone knows me and everyone loves me. if i could write, i would be signing autographs all day long. i'm not a pug, i'm a french bulldog. i'm not a boy either. i'm a girl. if daddy would let me wear a pink collar people might realize that. also, if i lay down in the middle of the street, it doesn't mean pull me harder. it means pick me up. i'm tired. do you people not understand that? i don't like walking. i'd rather lay on the couch. give me ice cubes and watermelon now!