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About Me

CHECK THEM OUT CUZ I SAID SO! hey people who r reading this! i've officially adopted the name KITTY and im 29 years old. i live in Rochester, NY with my cutie petutie boyfriend Al. I lOVE THAT MAN TO DEATH AND I CAN HONESTLY SAY IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SITE! im a retired stripper. i love telling people that, they get the silliest looks on thier face. im currently in the process of building a small production company and i am launching an adult website in October 2006. i'm very excited about it! if you have any questions about it feel free to email me here! aside from all that i've been lotsa places, actually lotsa backwoods sorta hillbilly towns but i had lotsa fun in em. spent some time in Jacksonville, NC and i have some great friends there that i miss alot! i miss GA alot too. its just a great state n i love to go anywhere there! ive spent alotta time in SAVANNAH, COLUMBUS, well technically FORT BENNING, ATLANTA and HINESVILLE, where FORT STEWART is. whatelse, i always try to have alotta fun! i like going to concerts, going fishing, laying in the sun, road trips, taking long walks. oh n i love to go to the strip clubs with my boyfriend, well cept the time i thought he left me in Canada lmao. i don't drink anymore. u can read all about why in my blog entitled "goodbye jameson...." yes i miss it but it just isnt worth it anymore... my favorite holiday is halloween. i dunno why, just is, even tho im too old to go trick or treating anymore. but my super good friend neil back in Buffalo has the phatest halloween parties! and its a blast to get all dressed up! i also love the BUFFALO SABRES! i have 10 tatoos and 3 piercings, i dunno if they really fit the person i am but fuck it now. i love music! i have alotta bands listed on my page that i like. i use to go to a ton of concerts when i was younger but i feel sooo old now when i go to em n i get these highschool boys trying to buy me drinks n im like uhhhhhh.... and incase u havent realized i have major issues with getting old! thats why by next summer i plan on investing a good deal of money into new boobs, a new nose, and some botox. ontop of that i go to the gym 5 to 6 days a week cuz it is sooooo hard to not gain wieght as i get older! even thru all that im a sucker for chocolate custard in fudgedipped waffle cones with rainbow jimmies. that and cheesecake! YUMMY! ok ive rambled on enough about myself. if i havent scared u off by now, send me an email. anyways have a great day!ohhh and i do not trade naughty pics and i do not add or respond to people with pictureless profiles. im not being a bitch but there are just too many wackos out there.
How You Life Your Life
You tend to deprive yourself of things you crave, for your own good.
You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you.
Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!
You have one big dream in your life, and you never lose sight of it. How Do You Live Your Life?
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Which celebrity beauty are you? (Pix)

Marilyn Monroe
You are the sexpot beauty. You have more charisma in your toe than most girls have in their whole body. Your sense of style makes you seductive and charming.

My Interests

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND AL CUZ HE'S THE BEST!

HE MAKES MY HAIR LOOK PRETTY! HEHE YUPPERS HE COLORED IT FOR ME! IF BEING A DOCTOR DOESNT WORK OUT HE CAN DO HAIR! BUT I RATHER HIM BE A DOCTOR! HEHEHE

I LOVE THE BUFFALO SABRES! GO SABRES! YAY!
Get this video and more at MySpace.com i also for some strange reason love taking pics of myself. its not cuz im vain, i just enjoy it!

this is me trying to be artsy fartsy!

and this is what Photoshop make me like! arghhhhhh!!!!!!!!

You Are 60% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?i live in my underwear!

i love to have fun with my friends!

i do so very much miss my lip ring! funny story as to why i no longer have it....

and people always ask why i never smile... duh! this is why! i look like a doofus!

hahaha fuckin pinkeye! i still went out tho! good times!and u know Dr Al loves me, he went in public with me when i looked like that! lol

my boyfriend is always a good time! travelling, strip clubs and cute blonde strippers, arguing with young college educated suburban kids that think they know it all cuz some liberal hippy college professor told them everything they need to know about life... buying overpriced accessories aka louis, prada, gucci, etc..., scary movies, laying in the sun, loud music! playing in the mud, food fights, getting high... politics cuz guess what... im a republican! internet porn, big trucks, Paris Hilton (i just love her! haha), people watching, and occassionally stirring up trouble.
You May Be a Bit Borderline...
Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!
When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...
And when you're down, your whole world is crashing
Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! What Personality Disorder Are You?
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Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

I'd like to meet:

RYAN MILLER

this guy... who ever he is lol
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!! GIRLS to hang out with as friends and party with. also girls who may be interested in modeling for my site. aside from that any1 who is nice n wants to give me my way and non-stalkerish really. hockey fans, especially Sabres fans, feel free to contact me! n people with pics r good too cuz i get nervous when i dont know who im taking to. preferablly no tree hugging, hippy, vegan, feminist liberals tho. and if u dont support our soldiers and our military u can kiss my ass. i dont care if yur against the war or hate our president who i adore. do not bash the troops!!!!!! i have alotta friends in the military and i will personally kick someones ass for putting them down! ohhh n no people on welfare. quit being lazy n get a job! and u must think paris hilton is super fuckable!!!!! ok n i really wanna meet chino, jared leto cuz hes super hot, mike ness for obvious reasons! avenged sevenfold, paris, george w bush, sherri moon and.... ohhh yeah and i need a maid!

..My life is rated NC-17!

Music:

Your Stripper Song Is
My Love Is Like ... Wo by Mya

"My love is like...wo
My kiss is like...wo
My touch is like...wo"

You're the full package - and you let everyone know it! What Song Should You Strip To?

ghost machine, elton john, deftones, 5FPD, society 1, slipknot, breaking benjamin, 50 cent, mariah carey, disturbed, tea party, tool, journey, skynard, nonpoint, hole, hawthorne heights, the used, hatebreed, agnostic front, the transplants, weezer, rob zombie, staind, cold, social distortion, danzig, slayer, alice in chains, seether, hinder, the doors, 30 seconds to mars, hatebreed, pantera, johnny cash, buckcherry, gary allen, the killers, distillers, static x, lords of acid, sonic youth, luda, lil kim, ciara, just to name a few... ..

Movies:

You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
i love scary movies... both the rob zombie movies r awesome... gotta luv otis, n i wanna fuck baby!!!!, evil dead movies, texas chainsaw massacre(the original 1 tho), feast, hard candy, last house on the left, alien vs predator, anything by david lynch, sin city, man on fire, must love dogs, the family stone, rumor has it, just friends, say anything, big fish, blow, monster.... luv angry whores, charlie n the chocolate factory, shaun of the dead, football factory, the ringer, high tension(scared the shit outta me) halloween, apocolypse now, jaws 1 n 2, the sweetest thing, the shining, napolean dynamite, alexander (yeah i have a thing for the whole jared leto n collin farrel "scene", american beauty, n ummmm im drawing a blank on the rest..... Take the quiz:
Which character from a horror film are you?

Satan (from The Omen)
My favourite one! You are well diguised and secretly go about killing all who will stand in your way of getting world domination. Go you!!

Your Pornstar Name is:
Daisy Sucker
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com ..

Television:

South Park, Reno 911, Dogg the Bounty Hunter, Law & Order, Dr 90210, and the news channels
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
You Have a Sanguine Temperament
You are an optimistic person who is easily content.
You enjoy casual, light tasks - never wanting to delve too deep into anything.
A bit fickle, it's easy for you to change plans or paths when presented with something better.
You enjoy all of the great things life has to offer - food, friends, and fun.
A great talker, you can keep the conversation going for hours.
You are optimistic and sure of your success. If you fail, you don't worry about it too much.
At your worst, you are vain. You are obsessed with your own attractiveness.
A horrible flirt, you tend to jump into love affairs and relationship drama easily.
You're very jealous - which just magnifies the craziness around you. What Temperment Are You?
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Which of the seven deadly sins are you?

Lust
You are lust...You are very sexy when you want to be and are ready for the nxt step in your relationship...Have fun!

Books:

i like books that get made into movies, so much easier on my hectic schedule.... haha but if i have to read i love clive barker and stephen king books the most.
You Are a Party Girl!
You give Paris Hilton and Tara Reid a run for their money
(Who knows? You've probably even run into them at a club or two)
While you do have fun - relax a little every so often
All those drinks do nothing for your looks - or your bank account Are You a Party Girl? Leo
Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Heroes:

Myspace Codes

all of our UNITED STATES MILITARY ryan miller who is the best goalie in the whole world and he is just super!!!!!!!!! brianna banks, jenna jameson, mike ness, eric cartman from south park, paris hilton and tara reid!
You are Brigitte Bardot
Naurally sensual and beautiful
You're an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhere
You've got a look that's one of a kind
Your Inner Child Is Angry
You're not an angry person.
But when you don't get your way, watch out.
Like a very manipulative kid, you will get what you want.
Even if it takes a little kicking and screaming.
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Were you born to be famous?

A STAR IS BORN
You're fabulous and you know it! If anyone was born to be famous, it's you. You would absolutely love the perks of fame, like cute clothes and even cuter boys. You're even willing to do whatever it takes to get your name out there. But just don't become a diva! Avoid getting caught up in the shallow stuff because losing your oldest friends is never worth the price of fame.

My Blog

anger management issues and who the fuck are u?!

i have truely had it with people trying to shit on my parade. i swear i'm going to learn voodoo and start putting hex's on people. all i want is 1 day where someone doesnt go out of thier way to irrit...
Posted by KITTY on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:20:00 PST

Children Do Not Belong Everywhere!

i'm sure alotta people will think im an asshole for this blog but i really dont care at this point. i have had it with having to tolerate other peoples children! i'll be the first to admit im not a hu...
Posted by KITTY on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:31:00 PST

lifetime movie network is consuming me!

anytime of the day or night i can turn this channel on and see movies about troubled youth, battered women, teens and women with eating disorders, women who get unjustly put in prison, women who smoke...
Posted by KITTY on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

food for thought, seriously tho!

on my quest for the what feels like the unattainable super skinny body all the porn stars and actresses and models have, ive been doing much research on calories, exercise, etc.... ok best way to expl...
Posted by KITTY on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST

Life on 11/1/06

i havent posted a blog in a while so i guess i will now. things are good in my life. my relationship is solid, my son is doing great in school, i got to see my friends in Buffalo this weekend. i'm sto...
Posted by KITTY on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:52:00 PST

holy hell the bitch is crazy!

she keeps it going... i put my profile to private so her and all her slob trailer trash friends would leave me alone and she still keeps emailing me with these lame ass emails and pics. ok she thinks ...
Posted by KITTY on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:11:00 PST

Fuck U! I Can Do What I Want!

OK I DUNNO WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ON THIS SITE. a good majority of the hot chicks are men posing as chicks who wanna "trade pics" or they are cam girls which is fine, i mean hell i do cam ...
Posted by KITTY on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:30:00 PST

The Pinecone Owl

when i was 5 me and my mama moved to the city of buffalo... we had a nice apt, it was close to her work and i went to a nice local catholic school. my mama worked alot, she was a single mom, trying to...
Posted by KITTY on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:37:00 PST

i didnt mean for it to be sooo long!

"if i wasnt a girl scout, there's nothing id rather be! but if i wasnt a girl scout, a STRIPPER i would be! buttons here! zippers there! take it off! WE DONT CARE!" i had to sing for 3 meals a day whe...
Posted by KITTY on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:11:00 PST

random nothingness in a nuerotic nutshell

i feel like im gonna snap real soon. seriously if it wasnt for al id probally do something very bad. sad isnt the right way to describe how i feel, neither is angry or mad. im not disgusted, ashamed, ...
Posted by KITTY on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:47:00 PST