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Citadelle

I carried a watermelon.

About Me

I get a kick out of songs where a word is rhymed with itself:
"I don't got a motor boat,
but I can float your boat."
-Timbaland, The Way I Are

"Wonder why all these playas tryin' to holla at her,
Soon as she go to the bathroom, playa I'm goin' holla at her"
-R. Kelly, I'm a Flirt

I especially enjoy dances:

Named after food (ie, Tootsie Roll, Chicken Noodle Soup),
That sound like rides (Electric Slide),
and That are wholesome but sound naughty (the Hand Jive).

My Interests

Beats, books, beer, bbq, bicycles, bellinis, bedtime, bars, baggery (as in douche-), bossy-iness (as branded by Kelis), bulldogs, ball (foot-, basket- and kick-), in roughly that order.

I'd like to meet:

Virginia, the Fockers, Joe Black, and the Jetsons.

Music:

Check. And double check.

Movies:

The Sandlot, The Big Lebowksi, Mean Girls, Teen Witch, Shag, The Princess Bride, The Goonies, Zoolander.

Television:

Superlative shows: Best Week Ever, Most Embarrassing Red Carpet Moments, and Co.

Books:

All I get to read now are: The Torts Process Contract Law and Its Application Cases and Materials on Criminal Law

Heroes:

My Grandma, my dad and my mom.