mistletoe kisses |
ah, christmas. by far my favorite holiday, besides my birthday, of course. i love seeing my family, giving and receiving presents, and being totally gluttonous. i don't eat much home-cooking throug...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Dec 2004 21:22:00 GMT |
up to here, i tell ya |
yes, that's right. i've had it. up to here......(i'm pointing at my eyeballs, in case you couldn't see that). i'm so tired of having to go to work every day. isn't it my turn to win the lottery yet? i...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Nov 2004 12:40:00 GMT |
blame it on the rain ('cause the rain don't mind) |
well, i'm awake at an ungodly hour this morning because my apartment decide to flood. isn't that peachy? i somehow woke up right when the water started pouring in under my doorway and i im...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Oct 2004 04:23:00 GMT |
look who wants to bang me...... |
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Posted by on Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:55:00 GMT |
iced tea |
i bought an iced tea maker at wal-mart, and let me tell you.....that was the best $17.99 i have spent in a long, long time. i find myself imbibing more iced tea than i thought was humanly possibl...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Oct 2004 23:58:00 GMT |
let's be friends..... |
this is the most bullshit line anyone has ever fed anyone in the whole history of the world. when you are romantically involved with someone, and you get this line, FUCK. it's really just a pussy-as...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jun 2004 08:25:00 GMT |
beermaster |
i have to gloat. i am now an honorary beermaster. thank you, thank you, i received my certificate today. i'm going to frame it and hang it on the wall and add this achievement to my resume. in cas...
Posted by on Thu, 27 May 2004 20:34:00 GMT |
old woman underwear |
i was at the richmond coliseum for my little bro's graduation this weekend, and as i walked up the stairs to find a restroom before the commencement, there was this 50ish woman sitting in the top row,...
Posted by on Mon, 24 May 2004 09:51:00 GMT |
