God may have created man b4 woman, but theres always a rough draft b4 da masterpiece |
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.Her boyfriend is on the cover of...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:39:00 GMT |
Becoming a mom |
A boy's best friend is his mother.-- Joseph Stefano A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, "where mother is."-- Keith L. BrooksA man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but hi...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 10:46:00 GMT |
he blanketed my abdomen |
He blanketed my abdomen with Dark pastels Said he wanted my skin To be like his Blew the smoke into my nostrils As if to give me life again He painted a mural on my back So that my followers would se...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:05:00 GMT |
u do da math |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy____________________________...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:30:00 GMT |
9 WORDS WOMEN USE |
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:37:00 GMT |
Dear Tech Support |
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed adistinct slow down in overall system performance -- Particularly in theflower and jewelry applications, which ope...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:47:00 GMT |
MONEY |
A person's treatment of money is the most decisive test ofhis character, how they make it and how they spend it.?James Moffatt
Money is better than poverty,if only for financial reasons.?Woody Allen
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Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:31:00 GMT |
FORGIVENESS |
"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future."Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.""Forgiveness means letting go of the past."You will know th...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:47:00 GMT |
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? |
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up al...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:36:00 GMT |
