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Barry

About Me

I am not french and I never have been. My father is not Eddie Hobbs. My mother is not Princess Di and never was. I am not going out with Shakira anymore as she had hairy legs. I am not in the army as I cannot drive tanks. I have a dog with 3 legs. He lost one do you see. I do not drive motorbikes becaise I can't. More to follow when I can think of it. I must say I am a boring tit of a man!

My Interests

Dreaming. Love it. I love dreaming even more when I am drunk as then it becomes believable for a few hours. I also am a keen weight lifter and I love going deep sea diving in Macroom. Nothing better than swimming in Macroom with dolphins. I also am a avid bird watcher with my favorite bird being the magpie. One day I thought I was interested in cars but that was just a phase. I also have a big interest in the life and times of Carol Volderman. I love the way she adds things up so quickly. I have a passionate interest in speaking in a french accent. Some day I will learn there language. I collect red buckets. Aren't they fun everybody? That is everything I am interested in.

I'd like to meet:

The person who has my dogs leg as he keeps leaking blood on my carpet. Other than that no-one

Music:

Pixies, Smiths, System of a down, The Sultans, Zaqa and Cahoots, Wire, Depeche Mode, Cyclefly, Nirvana, Orage Fettishes, Turn, RTepublic of loose, Rest, Waiting room, Half man Half Biscuit, The Franks etc

Movies:

Dogs Volume 32

Television:

YAWN

Heroes:

Superman, Spiderman, Wonder woman etc