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im just here to get drunk somewhere else

About Me

About me... well, I love swiss cheese, people tell me I am extremely comfortable to sit on, im not quite sure if that is a compliment or not. one time, I stole this artifact from this lost ark, and i was chased by a huge boulder, I finaly jumped over this huge hole and the boulder fell in and I escaped. Ill tell you that kind of adventure really takes its toll on a young girls body, but I have long since recovered and I am back to modeling again;) you should know that if you look directly into my eyes you will turn to stone, so watch out for that. I will openly admit that I was the one responsible for Van Helsings death, I feel really bad about and I am taking a CPR class to prevent furthur incedents. my favorite color is food. I can run a 3.2 second 40 yard dash and my favorite pizza topping is vanilla. I just moved here from greenland and it is really tough to get used to this hardcore, straight edge society over here, but im getting adjusted and people have been treating me very well.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the person I would most like to meet is sir Denny Blaze, he wasnt knighted...yet(damn republicans) he is the average homeboy and the single reason to keep my life going. seriously, check him out on dennyblaze.com. it will change your life. also, I would like to meet George Washington Carver, inventor of peanut butter, good stuff. and also mother theresa, sweet piece of ass. the guy who played "Bennie" in the mummy, Jesus Christ on a cross, John Cena, and the creator of Pokemon. I would love to meet soulja boy and learn his hip dance. Tim Noah is also a great inspiration to me, his song "Little Miracles" gets my motor reving every time.

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