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About Me

For the most part, I'm just a regular 22-year-old college guy who loves cars, music, and my girlfriend Marlette. I own three Subarus, and I work at a Subaru dealership, so yeah, I'm a Subaru whore and I'm happy with that, since it gives me transportation and a paycheck, not to mention a hobby and way to meet other people.
To oversimplify things, it takes a little while to get used to me. Contrary to popular belief, I really do try my best to keep a happy composure through the course of the day. But the fact of the matter is, I've had a rough childhood - lost both parents before I graduated high school - and from time to time, I get a little down and out. But don't worry about it, there's no need to hold my hand and give me a lollipop. I've adapted, I've learned to deal with it, and I will get over it and move on with my life. Those who learn to put up with that seem to appreciate the times when I'm in a good mood.
I have this page mainly to keep in contact with friends, so 1) I don't spend that much time here, 2) I'm not going to make it look any snazzier than it already does, and 3) I really don't give a rat's ass about my friends list. Therefore, if you're just friend-requesting me because your diminutive friends list makes you feel insecure about yourself, or you're a music group that I most likely have no interest in, then please don't waste my time and harass someone else.
Oh, and yes, I made my profile all gawdy and shit using Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 .

My Interests

I do believe it is healthy to broaden the mind's perspective on the world and experiment and try new things, so I do try to do that on a semi-regular basis, but these two are permanent and will never change.
Cars are more than just a hobby, they are a lifestyle. The feeling of driving a car that is all yours, whether it's hauling ass around a racetrack or exploring a part of the world that you've always dreamed of seeing, is second to none.
Music is my other big interest. I don't play any instruments right now (although I'd love to learn guitar), but just listening to my favorite song or band live or on a CD is where it's at.

I'd like to meet:

Hmm... not sure. Most celebrities/athletes out there are about as interesting to me as broiled squash.
I can't say I would turn down a chance to meet Anna Kournikova though

Music:

To start with: Tool, Disturbed, Seether, Korn, Godsmack, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Breaking Benjamin, Creed, Chevelle, Staind, Static-X, Sevendust... etc. etc.
Late 70's-80's stuff is awesome too... Blondie, Pat Benatar, Whitesnake, Def Leppard, Pink Floyd, Scropions... etc.
I should add that I'm also getting into some trance/techno music. Gareth Emery (GTR) seems to be my pick right now, but I can't deny the talent that is Tiesto or Ronski_Speed or the like. I don't listen to it to dance to (or roll to LOL), but to drive to...

Movies:

Christine is my personal favorite, as I have never related to a movie character more than Arnie Cunningham who owns her. Other faves are The Forgotten, Twister, Gone in 60 Seconds, Ronin... etc.

Television:

I usually only watch TV when I'm Ã¼ber-bored, and when I do, it's usually VH1 or Speed Channel or something like that...

Books:

I don't read nearly as many books as I should, being an English major, but Flowers for Algernon is my favorite book.

Heroes:

I am my own hero.
All of you Subaru n00bs are required to watch this video, to be less n00bish.

My Blog

I am paying for this :-(

So, as most of you may know, I've come down sick.Last week, I had a viral infection of some sort, had a bad fever which escalated into breathing difficulties and throwing up, so I went to the doctor a...
Posted by Un-figure-out-able on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:51:00 PST

Disgustipated

It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your cloth...
Posted by Un-figure-out-able on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:22:00 PST

I should be doing homework right now...

...but I'm not, coz I hate homework.Yes, baby, I know, I will get it done before the night is over. I will keep my promise.Anyway, back to procrastinating So Thanksgiving rocked. Marlette and I went d...
Posted by Un-figure-out-able on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 07:08:00 PST

OMG I have the best girlfriend ever!

So Marlette came over tonight with a "surprise." She had asked me last week what kind of cake I liked, and wouldn't let me ask why, so I knew something was up.But I was NEVER expecting this!She calcul...
Posted by Un-figure-out-able on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:09:00 PST

I guess I should technically call it an inferiority complex

I shouldn't say that I feel inferior per se, but when I realize that I'm not the best or that someone is better at something than I am, I... I just don't like it.I'm perfectly fine with completely suc...
Posted by Un-figure-out-able on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:18:00 PST

One of the greatest weekends of my life

Seriously, I don't think I could have asked for much better.1) The Subaru Challenge. It felt like it took YEARS to arrive, but it did, and I was thankfully able to get my Legacy ready in time. Despite...
Posted by Un-figure-out-able on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:53:00 PST

My Public Denouncement of my Faith. WARNING: Very Explicit! Don't Read If Easily Offended

Fuck you God.That's right, I said fuck you. Suck my cock, you little cunt.I hereby denounce you for the rest of my life, and will never claim the slightest smidgen of faith in your name.As soon as I g...
Posted by Un-figure-out-able on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:06:00 PST

I'm gonna pay for this...

... seriously. I'm either gonna have a nervous breakdown, pass out (probably while driving or some other time that is not ideal for passing out), or just get old really quick.I'm constantly going. Not...
Posted by Un-figure-out-able on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 04:51:00 PST

NOPI

My First NOPI: A synopsisWhen: September 16-17, 2006Where: Atlanta, GADeparted Orlando in: My 1991 Subaru Legacy.At: 11am September 15.Top speed reached: 90mph.Arrived in Cocoa: 11:30am September 15.D...
Posted by Un-figure-out-able on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:15:00 PST

What's the rush, you ask?

I'll tell you what the rush is... I have things to do! That's right, I'm a busy person, with things that need to be done, and need to be done now. Unlike your sorry retired ass who is doing n...
Posted by Un-figure-out-able on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:04:00 PST