Yazi and I at PROM '05..BRINGIN' DOWN DA HOUSE!!!
I'd like to meet educated, intelligent people.
I've been on myspace for about a year now. The same things seem to annoy me, and here they are, ladies and gentlemen:.
1) I will not "trade" nudes under any circumstances. The Petition of nudes annoys me..
2)If you have indecent pictures, I will NEVER write to you, or have any correspondence of any type with you. If that's your thing, I totally understand your "freedom of expression," but please don't involve me; it's definitely not my thing. I do appreciate artistic pictures, though. If you're a model and have something revealing but classy, that's highly appreciated. Lewd pictures and displays ARE NOT. They annoy me.
3) I am not interested in the ADULT FILM INDUSTRY, period. Stop asking me. Requests for that crap annoys me.
4) I am not interested in MODELING, especially since(mysteriously?) there's a fine line on myspace between "Modeling" and "Pornography." I've done it, and didn't like. I think my Academic life involves enough HAUGHTINESS, don't need any more of that. Ergo, "Modeling" petitions annoy me, too. (exception: unless I know you)
5) I will not have sex with you for money( the veracity of the latter is inevitably inversely proportional to the amount of money :-), j.k) Moving on....
6) Unless I know you, and I've granted you a POETIC LICENSE, please do not message me with "what it do," "what it iz," "what da play iz," "wut da buziness is," "wuz up, ma," etc (especially since you haven't even the literal decorum to place interrogation marks next to your QUESTIONS). I will not answer any of that, feel me ? That, too, annoys me..
7) I don't care how hot you are. Boy or Girl. I don't want to see you naked! Please do not send me a picture of your penis or clitoris without warning! I have younger cousins, for God's sake! That, too, annoys me...
8) No CYBER SEX. NO CYBER ASKING OUT. lol...I already like SOMEONE, anyway. So if you're seeing this sentence, friends only.
That was all folks, tune in for more developments!
I really do hope people read my “About Me†and "I'd like to meet" sections before adding me.
If I know you personally, if you’ve seen me somewhere, if we’ve ever spoken, if we’ve ever made eye contact, do add ME! My request!
Yours in myspace whoring,
Gretel
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