"I can belive things that are true and I can belive things that aren't true and I can belive things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can belive in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen I belive that people are perfectible, knowledge is infinite, the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visted by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I belive that the future sucks and I belive that the future rocks and I belive that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I belive that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive in movie thearters from state to state. I belive that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still belive that they are better than the alternative. I belive that Califorina is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes and that Florida is going to disolve into madness and aligators and toxic waste. I belive that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to germs so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the martians in War of the Worlds. I belive that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one armed Siberian shaman. I belive that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I belive that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particcle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere that's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I belive in a personal god who care about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I belive in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang wiith her girlfriendds and doesn't even know I'm alive. I belive in an empty an godless universe of casual chaos, backround noise, and sheer blind luck. I belive that anyone who says sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I belive that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I belive in absoloute honesty and sensible social lies. I belive in a woman's right to chose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I belive that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it."From American Gods by Neil Gaiman
What Color Are You?
BLUES are motivated by INTIMACY, seek opportunities to genuinely connect with others, and need to be appreciated. They do everything with quality and are devoted and loyal friends and employers/employees. Whatever or whomever they commit to are their sole (and soul) focus. They love to serve and will give freely of themselves in order to nurture others lives.BLUES, however, do need to be understood. They have distinct preferences and occasionally the somewhat controlling (but always fair) personality of a confident leader. Their code of ethics is remarkably strong and they expect others to live honest, committed lives as well. They enjoy sharing meaningful moments in conversation as well as remembering special life events (i.e., birthdays and anniversaries). BLUES are dependable, thoughtful, nurturing, and can also be self-righteous, a bit worry-prone, and emotionally intense. They are like sainted pit-bulls who never let go of something once they are committed. When you deal with a BLUE, be sincere, make an effort to truly understand them, and truly appreciate them.
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