Crash Into Mom |
Musical Her-story
She had a head-on collision with music right from the start. The first album she ever bought, Woodstock, was world-...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:01:00 GMT |
Seeing Normal (revised) |
Seeing Normal
A short, narrative essay by Michael L.B. Fender that was recently nominated for the annual Oxford Literary Award. Suck it.
Something wasn't quite right. Carlos and I were nearing complet...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 22:23:00 GMT |
Generation Donkeylips |
Generation Donkeylips
A stupid essay by Michael L.B. Fender
Perhaps to a greater degree than any previous generation, my fellow ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 04:31:00 GMT |
Shake Stuff Up |
Shake Stuff Up
A quick notice by Michael LB Fender
-Now that the first semester of the year is over for most you out there, I thought I might provide some suggestions for the next set of courses you t...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 16:20:00 GMT |
Drunken Public |
DRUNKEN PUBLIC
A short play by Michael LB Fender and Lizz Keo
CAST:
Steve (Lead)
Josh (Steves Room mate)
Tony (Steves friend from down the hall)
Dave (Tonys Room mate)
Sarah (Tonys girlfrie...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:04:00 GMT |
Liberals don't read this |
Demote the General Welfare
Youve been in the shit for too long. You trained for years and battled for years more. Currently youre r...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 20:13:00 GMT |
Flying Circus |
Now Mike presents two essays on the same book, but are completely different and were for two professors that have never heard of each other:
A Peak under the Big Top
A critical analysis by Mich...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 22:51:00 GMT |
Mike's TTF's, vol. quinque |
Mike's Top Ten Favorite Possible Outcomes of a Fight Between Salvador Dali and Norman Rockwell: 1. Rockwell wins by knock out as he cleans Dali's exploding clock. 2. Salvador pulls off an upset as he ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 13:42:00 GMT |
Mike's Top Ten Favorites, Part 4 |
Mike's Top Ten Favorite Rap Lyrics that will Most Likely Not Soon Apply to his Everyday Life: 1. "X use his dick like a visa, he run it through and money come out." - Xzibit 2. "Once again back it's t...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 12:43:00 GMT |
The Big Bag Theory |
The Big Bag Theory
A short essay by Michael L.B. Fender on the definition of culture
Culture is perhaps the grandest grab bag of them all. It is a heterogeneous mixture of couture and cuisine, of ling...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 22:32:00 GMT |
