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Kali

Tony Hawk stole my boyfriend....

About Me



I'm Kali and I'm reaaaaal fly

I have absolutely no manners. Or secrets. I'm pretty shameless. I wear my heart on my sleeve, I say whats on my mind.

I love what I like, and hate what I don't. I'm really content with my personality, and I can promise I'm an original ;)

I like simplicity and spontaneity. I like to surprise you.

My Interests

When real life
is funnier than TV.

And having a boyfriend who's a perfect fit.


I love concerts, road trips, texas, being crafty, learning new things, asian cuisine, lyrics, time alone, gymastics, being outdoors, making old ugly things new and beautiful, surprising myself, frisky underwear, inside jokes, recycling (thanks to olga), jack daniels, secondhand shopping, having breakfast for dinner, riding in the passenger seat, movie nights, watching the discovery channel, eccentric people, people with an accent, playing board games, non-cliche tattoos, and crayons!

I'd like to meet:

Dr. Oz, Anthony Kiedis, Brandon Boyd, the kid who gets the hair I donated.

Music:

I love bands with great instrumentals. Red Hot Chili Peppers and Incubus are my favorites. I listen to mainly alternative, but I love classic rock, that coffeehouse-acoustic-folky-indie stuff, and reggae from time to time. I love clever lyrics, and I don't like for my music to yell at me.

Movies:

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is my favorite of all time! I love 80s movies (Weird Science, Sixteen Candles, Encino Man, etc). Other favorites are Donnie Darko, Life as a House, Candy, Running with Scissors, American Beauty, Across the Universe, Fight Club, Office Space, Super Troopers, PIXAR movies, and most recently JUNO! And pretty much any filthy comedy.

Books:

Essays, biographies, memoirs. I like to read about what people know, not necessarily what they can make up.

Heroes:

People with great stories.

So tell me again
How this friendship has to be
I'll try and understand now
Some patience and we'll see