Surfing(pro-am); diphenhydramine; East Hampton (Amagansett, baby); Chicago; Manhattan; Longport (of course); Philly; ABUSING/MISUSING THE FUCK OUT OF SEMICOLONS!; snowboarding once every 27 years; tanning; pounding the skins (drums..); Kawasaki ninjas; kickboxing (though I'm a novice, therefore you could probably kick my ass.); drinking OJ out of champagne glasses; chilling out maxin relaxin all cool; shooting some b-ball outside of the school; sleeping; running on the best trails; going to the gym; making fun of the Friday night rice rocket losers that flock to WaWa; Crew for life (stroke); being a grease monkey; my 2003 Cobra; Big Gulps
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
well I already met my two best friends- Trish and Kirsten!- waaay back when. but if I had to choose... I'd say..:
the myspace rapist. anyone in recovery.
and I'd like to smoke a boge with Vince Vaughn
Any black sex song
Battlefield Earth, Gigli, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Conan, Red Eye, O'Reilly Factor, Prison Break, the news, Forensic Files, Becker, Desperate Housewives.. yeah yeah like you give a clit what I like to watch, anyway.
"Lincoln" by David Herbert Donald; "Prince Albert: The Life and Lies of Al Gore" by David N. Bossie
Check out my buddy Lee's book, "The G.A.P.P.: The Great American Pity Party: Political and Social Musings and Observations"
Trust me, you won't regret it.
Mike "anal justice" Thorn, for ALWAYS being there for me, giving me the best advice, and putting up with my bullshit; Mom, for constantly breaking the glass ceiling; Dad, for being in greater health than a 25-year-old vegan gymrat and the hardest working donnie that I know; Randy, for conquering pancreatic cancer and looking really hot while doing so; Vinny Karver, for having great hair; Michelle Malkin, for her continuation to give no-bullshit stances that the majority share yet are too timorous to do so; Tony Montana, for really no particular reason at all; and those who've achieved success doing what they love.
oh, and if you see that nigga John Kelly, tell him I'm gonna break his middle fingers offfff