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tequila mockingbird

Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!

About Me


"I'd rather fuck than get fucked up"-Henry Rollins
**one day at a time**
I was once referred to as a "cynical cunt." The nerve! Wait. Actually, that pretty much sums me up. And I heart sentence fragments.
I'm graduating in less than a week, going to Georgetown Law in September, and still piss my pants on a regular basis.
I'm Cheryl and there are only two things that I truly love: short (5'6"-5'9") asshole men and Costa Rica trips!!!!!! I'm also convinced that I have the best job in the world.......
just your typical German Irish Jew
always in recovery
Editor's note: Despite what you see in the majority of pictures, I actually eschew alcohol at all costs. I can't drink like I did when I was 18. Alcohol makes you F-A-T, not P-H-A-T! Don't get the wrong idea, though. I'm not all "preachy", I couldn't care less what you do; I just know what's best for me. In sum, I'd prefer chilling with Benny D (diphenhydramine, or "benadryl" for those that aren't pharmaceutically savvy) to a Corona. (Corona tastes like a yeast infection)
"Cocaine is God's way of saying that you have too much money"-Robin Williams
..now I'm gonna go old school on your ass..!
These days, it doesn't take much to make me happy. Some luff, a warm bed, and killer barrels are about all I need.
"We're here and we're free" ~ www.ca.org
My 2 best friends are my LIFE.
I've had an unhealthy obsession with Rock Hudson since the age of 6
I've had "work done"..
I have extremely curly [and sometimes kinky] jew hair, but I straighten it 98% of the time. Either way I look like a douchebag, so I don't know why I even bother.
I hate tattoos. They gross me out. Will you really want that faded heart or butterfly on your lower back when you're 65, you dumb cunt!?!??! and do you even know what that fucking trendy Japanese writing/symbol really translates to?!?!?!!! haha......
I own 34 pairs of Ugg shoes in 13 different styles.
and last but not least, I love Kashi everything more than anything or anyone else
***one must hit rock bottom before rising to the top***

My Interests

Surfing(pro-am); diphenhydramine; East Hampton (Amagansett, baby); Chicago; Manhattan; Longport (of course); Philly; ABUSING/MISUSING THE FUCK OUT OF SEMICOLONS!; snowboarding once every 27 years; tanning; pounding the skins (drums..); Kawasaki ninjas; kickboxing (though I'm a novice, therefore you could probably kick my ass.); drinking OJ out of champagne glasses; chilling out maxin relaxin all cool; shooting some b-ball outside of the school; sleeping; running on the best trails; going to the gym; making fun of the Friday night rice rocket losers that flock to WaWa; Crew for life (stroke); being a grease monkey; my 2003 Cobra; Big Gulps
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

I'd like to meet:

well I already met my two best friends- Trish and Kirsten!- waaay back when. but if I had to choose... I'd say..:

the myspace rapist. anyone in recovery.

and I'd like to smoke a boge with Vince Vaughn

Music:

Any black sex song

Movies:

Battlefield Earth, Gigli, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

Television:

Conan, Red Eye, O'Reilly Factor, Prison Break, the news, Forensic Files, Becker, Desperate Housewives.. yeah yeah like you give a clit what I like to watch, anyway.

Books:

"Lincoln" by David Herbert Donald; "Prince Albert: The Life and Lies of Al Gore" by David N. Bossie

Check out my buddy Lee's book, "The G.A.P.P.: The Great American Pity Party: Political and Social Musings and Observations"
Trust me, you won't regret it.

Heroes:

Mike "anal justice" Thorn, for ALWAYS being there for me, giving me the best advice, and putting up with my bullshit; Mom, for constantly breaking the glass ceiling; Dad, for being in greater health than a 25-year-old vegan gymrat and the hardest working donnie that I know; Randy, for conquering pancreatic cancer and looking really hot while doing so; Vinny Karver, for having great hair; Michelle Malkin, for her continuation to give no-bullshit stances that the majority share yet are too timorous to do so; Tony Montana, for really no particular reason at all; and those who've achieved success doing what they love.

oh, and if you see that nigga John Kelly, tell him I'm gonna break his middle fingers offfff

My Blog

I am job: "Idol Gives Back"

I'm watching this Idol Gives Back horsecock right now. "Idol Gives Back: where the producers get corporations to donate money yet donate nothing out of their own ridiculously huge paychecks!" hahaha. ...
Posted by Cheryl Doherty-Hyberg on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:13:00 PST

!!!!!!

My mom texted me while I was at work yesterday. She came home for lunch and said there was a letter from Georgetown. She asked if she should open it and tell me the news- good or bad- over the phone, ...
Posted by Cheryl Doherty-Hyberg on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:11:00 PST

One down, three to go..

I received a letter in the mail today from Rutgers Law.. I'm accepted. It's my second choice of where I'd like to go.   These are the law schools that I applied to: Georgetown Temple Rutgers Vil...
Posted by Cheryl Doherty-Hyberg on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:24:00 PST

Georgetown..

..so I received a letter in the mail today, FROM GEORGETOWN SCHOOL OF LAW, stating that they've "reviewed my application, and would like to further the admissions process by conducting an intervi...
Posted by Cheryl Doherty-Hyberg on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:56:00 PST

LSAT

so I hear ze doorbell ring about 15 minutes ago.. I answer it, without looking out the window and hoping it isn't a rapist or anything... and it's the DHL dude.. I sign for a very thin cardboard envel...
Posted by Cheryl Doherty-Hyberg on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:25:00 PST

"baby" pictures...

haha. cleaning out the basement a little bit today... and I found some proof that at one point in my life, I was indeed "cool".   Me doing my best Russell Crowe impression, a...
Posted by Cheryl Doherty-Hyberg on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:42:00 PST

Holy Spirit....

Haha, this is funny as shit, and oh so true.. you know you went to Spirit when..   Your Friday nights were spent freezing your ass off at football games. You worry what's wrong when people come ...
Posted by Cheryl Doherty-Hyberg on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:32:00 PST