Hey, i'm a rebel, i rebel! I pretty much like females, and they pretty much like me back. I'm the type of guy who really doesnt care about nothin'. i mean pff, i will wear wife beaters and sweat pants because i just dont care at all what people think of me! schooL? who needs school when they can just as well go to gandolfo's!?!?! when people bug me (and they do) i just tell them to shut their dirty little mouths and give them a swift kick in the groin. they usually are to shocked and or pained to retaliate!... pwned, you are. I have had more than my share of nightmares about furby's. Giga Pets are also frightening in a non-scary way. I sometimes ponder what on earth goes into making the twinkie. Some say love cant be tamed, i disagree solely for the purpose of disagreeing. I'm a fan of Pepsi. If Demi Moore fell over in a forest and noone was there to hear it, then why does Tom Cruise have no hair on his chest? You may think me to be witty, you may be very, very wrong. I am a super hero, i write my own comic. I cant reach the pretzels. I'm what some people call a hopeless romantic. i play guitar on my front porch when its warm. Kermit the frog is indeed, a muppet not a frog. It's not a frog, its a fox. Twenty bucks says i've seen scamper the penguin 3 more times than you. I can't figure out why new nintendo is easier than old nintendo. I like Nintendo. My feet get cold at night so i wear thick socks. My hair isnt its natural color but it's there. Ultra Mega Shred. I once tried to convince myself that i was a lemon. I've read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. KPGR 88.1 fm 7:00 pm on thursday nights i am there. When i asked Chewie about love, he replied saying "AAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH" I sometimes talk to myself in the middle of the night. i hold full on conversations about this and that. I can't believe Joey is still a show. Bob sagget is far taller than i. i'm averaged height. I like the look of spring but hate the feel. rainy and cold. snow rules. sun rules. a mixture of the two would be amazing, how bout sunny here, snowy in the mountains. i'm listening to pinback. i'm not a fan of coffee except for the smell. i'm going to take a random vacation soon and tell nobody. www.myspace.com/thehighwireact the highwire act is my band. i can do a backflip if i try. i refuse to try. i cant do a gainer into a swimming pool anymore. i flip sideways, its weird. my favorite color is blue, you probably could have guessed if you looked into my eyes. they are brown. no they arent. yes they are. nope, blue. i like to be the one to lick the bowl of cake mix. some people are like crappy horror films, obscure for no purpose but attention. i AM a crappy horror film. I can't talk on the phone long, i get awkward. i stayed home from school today because nobody woke me up. are we REALLY the smartest life form on the planet? i do like pepsi, yes i do. my mom sometimes makes me ramen. i enjoy the occasional cuddle. where do thoughts come from? they just appear. what's with me today? what's with TODAY today? empire records. i like that movie. i dont like resident evil. if i were a video game i'd be duck hunt. simple and good. i sometimes try to be someone else and look at me from their point of view. i am fine. what do i do when i'm bored? ... I wear water wings in the bathtub because i fear drowning... If I were an animal, I would be a toaster. My main goal in life is to find the BEST pair of slacks EVER!!! Check the toilet for a phantom! Captain America is the hero who represents our country!? Who is the hero to represent France? Cabin Boy France!? Yes. I sometimes try to come up with my own pick-up lines on the spot... and it doesn't always werk out. ie: "Hey, you are like a glass of milk... I... want you." It's about as embarassing as stripping in front of a large group of nuns. I have a friend who has boiling hot diarhea! Muffin Tops are the epitome of delicious. I wear velcro shoes. My favorite book ever is One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue fish by Dr. Suess because it's the book that taught me how to count to blue. Today a cricket was in my shoe. Toilet papering, in my opinion, is wildly over rated. Black pinto beans apparently DON'T induce flatulence. I consider the games on pop up adds sports. Lucky Number Slevin, SHEESH!Sure magicians can walk on water... but can they DRINK it?! If life is really so short, then how come that asian basketball player is so tall? Sunday dinner + Blue skies = Dinner blues? College huh? I am Ash, and this is my BOOMSTICK! The sound of a person chewing a banana is quite possibly the worst sound to emmit from anything, ever! On a scale of one to perfect, I myself am off the charts. I used to be a lot of things, but not a caterpillar. I think about having brunch every day, but will never have enough gumption to actually have it. 1.21 GIGAWATTS! I always try to dig holes in my neighbors yard but my parents forbid it. I end up in my room. Without supper. It's as terrible as the thought of Bob Sagget making a CD. If I were african I'd be faster. and yes there are such thing as white africans. I've quit soda, jobs, showers... but I've never quit cereal. Serious cartoons are lame. Eating Tokyo is easier said than done. Snow White said "whistle while you work." My boss fired me for whistling on the job. Cinderella said "The Dream that you wish will come true." Still waiting on that speaking chocolate fish. Belle said "Show me the beast!" I did.
I make extremely good sammiches. There is no such thing as too much reverb, but there is such a thing as too much mayonaise. Chocolat is a movie I will never see because the creaters didn't even spell the title right. I punched a bear in the mouth to say that I did. One hand and an ear later, I still laugh about how that bear must have suffered. I was scratching my buttox all night with that hand he ate. Some people say "It's now or never." I say "It's now or never" as well. Yeah, no contradictory statement there. I think Patrick Stewart is a brave, brave man. I just got off the phone with Johnny Depp. He was asking for directions. I told him to get lost. Fact: I'm going to die before I reach my 23rd birthday. I was told by a psychic named Cassandra. I believe her. You know what happened to the people who didn't believe Cassandra. I like to take showers and gulp down smoothies. Simultaneously. I don't wear beanies loosely. I wear them smug on my head to keep myself warm as hell. Literally. Small Animals... Smanimals. All Fat Boy Slim videos are good videos.
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