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About Me

I'm an educator. Go to my blog @ http://kiddouche.blogspot.com/ and you'll learn about: 1. The power of graveyard parties. 2. Patiently waiting in a tree until a deer comes by, then falling upon the deer and locking your power thighs around its neck until it becomes your friend for life to the max! 3. Draculanymous.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fax machine users.

My Blog

Obelisk Christmas

I don't know how many of you have seen this, but I just did, and felt the need to share.  Consider my wig flipped.Italian Fresh Prince theme song Oh, the gods have showered us with respl...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:51:00 GMT

Then My Beloved Dog Had Become No Longer New

This is a post from my blog at http://kiddouche.blogspot.com/ If you haven't been to the site, then pop on over and make your life less of a cosmic hassle, man.  We've added my homey Monty's Bas...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 06:26:00 GMT

Kid Douche Got A New Blog

Here's the blog I've been working on.http://kiddouche.blogspot.com/I'm going to try and post new shit every day, even if it is just a few pictures and clips.  Let me know what you think.Here's so...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:51:00 GMT

Burgandy Burd Burn Ward

Two new ones for yas:Robocop's Island, Brimley's UniverseChina Syndrome
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:33:00 GMT

Dawn of the Raking Face

So I finally put the rhythm into motion and got all creative on all yall asses.  I bought photoshop and have been playing around with it for 24 hours with 30 minute breaks thrown in here and ther...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:52:00 GMT

When I Was Young

When I was a kid, cold soda was a nickel and cellophane tightly wrapped around a face could get you 14 years in the state correctional facility.Corporate mergers involved smashing bananas into each ot...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:24:00 GMT

Aaaah Dog Biscuits

Let's see here: You just don't see fully clothed dogs (with hats!) attempting rape anymore.  It's a shame, really.  Also drunken ESP, table flipping, functioning liver failure, ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 14:00:00 GMT

Glass eye on you, boy

I get lodged in the North Pole acting the fact that I'm lost without sight of my goal standing twenty fathoms deep in the ice water waiting for the melts of thine Swiss cheese orchestra.Reason to live...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:14:00 GMT

Boner Graph

I was lookin through some old shit and came across this gem from 2005.  True story, I swear on Nana’s sweatpants.  Here...So I got this new job as a dog walker and as usual, I’m ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Viking Secrets

Am I reading this all wrong, or did Hagar's dog Snert go out and get himself some strange?  Snert is clearly strutting around like a dog who buried his bone.   If my assumption is true,...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:06:00 GMT