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About Me

It's taken me 35 years, but I'm finally realizing a few things.... Two steaks,a skewer of shrimp, pasta, two glasses of wine, a cup of coffee, and two donuts for dinner does not make for a good night's sleep.* You can't realistically expect people to act/react like they should,i.e., like you would.* I regret ever making any girl cry, for what ever reason. (Um, if I ever made any guys cry...shit, I don't even wanna think about how THAT might have happened.)* I'm stubborn.* Sometimes, you value your friends more than they value you. But it was never meant to be a competition, was it?* Sadly, I may never win the lottery. Which really, really sucks because it's the only way I could afford to have my f'd up shoulder x-rayed.* If life hands you lemons, take 'em. The price of produce is crazy.* Upon closer inspection in the mirror, I'm lucky to have ever been laid.* I'm tired now.

My Interests

Writing,reading, fishing, hanging out in coffee shops, shaking my fist at old ladies and small kids.

I'd like to meet:

Ralph Wiggum. Why? Consider this: -When he grows up he either wants to be a principal or a caterpillar. -His policy on foreign diplomacy? "Stranger danger! Stranger danger!" -After eating some wild berries, he proclaimed that they 'taste like burning!' -He beat the smart kids. -Sleep is when he's a Viking. -Even his boogers are spicy! -His cat's breath smells like cat food.Impressive,no?

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Love Actually, Naked Guns 1- 33 1/3, Lord of the Ring Trilogy, etc. As long as it's not a musical and doesn't contain 'Brokeback' in its title, I'll watch it.

Television:

The Simpsons,Seinfeld,NFL Football. That's about all that's worth watching.

Books:

Lord of the Flies, To Kill a Mockingbird, Hop On Pop, The Notebook, most Stephen King and Dean Koontz books.

Heroes:

Everybody except Martin Lawrence.

My Blog

Not quite farewell, but sorta.

It has come to my attention that lately, outside of bad checks, I’ve written nothing. I don’t mean here on Myspace, but my other hobby, screenplays. I call it a hobby instead of a jo...
Posted by jimmy on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:03:00 PST

Tag, Im it!

Apparently Buttmuffin has taken it upon herself to force me out of blog retirement by 'tagging me'. I am now required to reveal 10 things about myself to the world, or at least to the two or three peo...
Posted by jimmy on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:15:00 PST

Yeah,my relationship...again

There are some things in life that were meant to be together. Peanut butter and chocolate. Milk and cookies. Alvin and the Chipmunks. And then there are some things that were never meant to be togethe...
Posted by jimmy on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 06:17:00 PST

cRAP

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Posted by jimmy on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 09:14:00 PST

Ah, the worst time of the year!

It's now official: I hate summer. Yes, the time of year I used to look so forward to as a kid (yes, I was once a baby billy goat), with its promises of visits to the beach, vacation from...
Posted by jimmy on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 09:13:00 PST

Women Are From Venus, Men Are Wrong

I have always been somewhat mentally slow, I guess, and am essentially a human crockpot in a world full of microwaves. So while most of you have learned long ago that the male and female way of...
Posted by jimmy on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

Scientology

Recently, as I was hooking an IV of Dunkin' Donuts coffee to a vein in my neck and reading the paper, I accidentally read an article about J. Lo. When I say accidentally, I mean it, bec...
Posted by jimmy on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST

Vegetarianism

LET US BOW OUR HEADS AND PREY I've never really given becoming a vegetarian m...
Posted by jimmy on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:33:00 PST

The Lottery

Okay, for years now I've been fighting to get the lottery here, Powerball in particular. I've personally visited several presidents (I have the stains on my dress to prove it), drew my...
Posted by jimmy on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST

Ahh, the best time of year!

After months of waiting, it's finally arrived: football season! It does my heart good to open up the newspaper and see helmet-clad warriors gracing the front page of the sports section. And I do...
Posted by jimmy on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:53:00 PST