Music.The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!
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A story. A man fires a rifle for many years. and he goes to war. And afterwards he comes home, and he sees that whatever else he may do with his life - build a house, love a woman, change his son's diaper - he will always remain a jarhead. And all the jarheads killing and dying, they will always be me. We are still in the desert.
Kruger: [after being offered nuts on an airplane] Excuse me, are these hot nuts? Stewardess: No, they're room temperature. Kruger: [takes some nuts] Well, maybe later you can come by and warm up my nuts. Stewardess: I'm sorry, I don't like the little ones.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: For most problems the Marine is issued a solution. If ill, go to sickbay. If wounded, call a Corpsman. If dead, report to graves registration. If losing his mind, however, no standard solution exists.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Suggested techniques for the marine to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness: Masturbation. Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends. Cleaning your rifle. Further masturbation. Rewiring Walkman. Arguing about religion and meaning of life. Discussing in detail, every woman the marine has ever fucked. Debating differences, such as Cuban vs. Mexican, Harleys vs. Hondas, left- vs. right-handed masturbation. Further cleaning of rifle. Studying of phillipino mail order bride catalogue. Further masturbation. Planning of marine's first meal on return home.
Fitch: And why the fuck did you join the Marines?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: I got lost on the way to college, sir.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: A story: A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.
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God is my number one hero! He makes everything possible. Love, is another hero that i think everyone needs. Like not everyone may see it as a hero but like for real, you need someone who loves you to make you happy. Yes, jokes are my hero too because they keep me laughing which makes me happy! Best joke EVER!
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