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shortbread.

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi I'm Oscar, I had chickenpox when I was in grade 10.

For an entire week, I was missing without a phone call or notice to school. When I finally returned after a week of feeling like Scott Weiland, I returned to find my dear friends had spread a rumour that I had died.

I hate pretty much everything and Clay Aiken is really fucking gay. Like hey Clay... stop being so gay.

My Interests

plushies, soft sculptures, arts & crafts, sewing, magic pony

I'd like to meet:


dearplanetdanger.com

Music:

tool, nas

Movies:

citizen kane

Television:

south park

Books:

Green eggs and ham

Heroes:

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

My Blog

colours are your friend!

so... i'm bored... and because sir lorious the VII is half a world away... my page has become a shrine dedicated to her and all those crazy coloursbasically "what would lory do?"anyway, back to being ...
Posted by shortbread. on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:43:00 PST

the tropopause

"I dreamed we were there. The plane leapt the tropopause, the safe air, and attained the outer rim, the ozone, which was ragged and torn, patches of it threadbare as old cheesecloth, and that was frig...
Posted by shortbread. on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST

mad at being mad

first of all... fuck y'all.  i hate it when people say "music is my life." fuck you.  i don't know about you, but i need food,clothes, shelter, oxygen, a job, and maybe some fly kicks. ...
Posted by shortbread. on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 05:56:00 PST

13th Floor - Growing Old

Intro: Big Rube Conceive true deception multiplied a million fold Visualize the yin and yang in a battle so intense that we get em confused The resident evil specialize in misconstruing We wann...
Posted by shortbread. on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 02:16:00 PST

destiny's child catering business?

I was going to begin by putting up the lyrics to 'Cater 2 U'... but I just read them and they're so fucking horrible I honestly don't believe how this music makes it pass the sound booth.... read this...
Posted by shortbread. on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:14:00 PST

What?

I'm too hood for words... check it.... 1,2 1,2 met her first day on a cold cold night automatically came together like pac and knight homeless man even said we looked the part too bad i ate burr...
Posted by shortbread. on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 08:31:00 PST

Best lyrics ever...

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer Do you remember, Do you remember? ...when we met..That summer?? [Chorus] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food mak...
Posted by shortbread. on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:23:00 PST

jumping on the bandwagon

Everybody writes poems on their entries, so here is mine! say no more Chicken soup, empty bowl Boiling broth, add some soil. Chicken coop, jump through a hoop and droop, droop, droop. Can ...
Posted by shortbread. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blog.

masturbated to the carebears again. ate cereal. drew some blood. or maybe not...
Posted by shortbread. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST