stupid dogs |
well today was a landmark day for my profile, the 666th profile view. wow, guess i should celebrate. too bad i am creating a new profile and will delete this one soon.
Posted by on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 22:57:00 GMT |
since i put i want to meet other assholes on my profile, i've made 4 new friends |
remember the good ol' days? i do. they were when i was 9 years old and i had a bike with blue tires and then they were when i was 13 and all the teenagers in the neighborhood whould c...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 09:52:00 GMT |
fuck that shit |
millions of years from now, the only evidence of our civilization will be all the crap that we produce. alien archaeologists will ponder the meaning of plastic grocery bags and why they were so i...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 23:32:00 GMT |
sutras from a squirell? |
this isn't some kind of contest. go hide in your cave, little mammal.
Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 11:16:00 GMT |
give me your soul, i want to make brandy wine with it |
the band is on the stage but where is the music?
Posted by on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 21:59:00 GMT |
the prevalent menality |
if you are a reader of my blogs then you will know that i recently purchased a bicycle from joe haskins' on florida ave. it was pretty inexpensive, for a bike and in good shape but i had to make...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Aug 2005 13:18:00 GMT |
receive enlightenment in a half-hour, guarenteed! |
i have several dark secrets; my love for voluptuous women, my habitual masturbation and my love for television. i know it is more chic to say "oh, i don't like TV." but i really enjoy ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Aug 2005 20:58:00 GMT |
jumping for joy and suffering from nausea |
now is the time, i think.
yesterday i was quite pleased but today i am a neverous wreck. i know that time is working against me right now and i must be deliberate. it is like removing a ba...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Aug 2005 12:11:00 GMT |
there was something i was going to say about something but i forgot what it was... |
okay, today i'm going to look at the message. but i'm going to wait just a little bit longer, to build the suspense. the irony of the situation is that the contents of the message are ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Aug 2005 10:36:00 GMT |
i got your message but i'm going to save reading it for later |
ever eat lucky charms? its a wonderfully disgusting cerial, the marshmellows are little bricks of food coloring and sugar and the actual grain cerial part of the cerial tastes like shit. t...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Aug 2005 23:10:00 GMT |
