A Pagan Goes To Hell |
A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. The Pagan asks, "Where am I?"Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven."The Pagan says, "But I don't beli...
Posted by Elf King on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:08:00 PST |
When life gives you lemmons, Jam them in lifes eye till he screams like a bitch!! |
Have you ever had a moment in life where you realize that everything sucked and you are just stuck right in the big fucking middle and there is absolutly nothing you can do??
I just had one of t...
Posted by Elf King on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:12:00 PST |
Friends |
Hey man.. How have you been?? I've miss you over the past few months.. Our conversations are always so invigorating.. Hey I had a little girl!! :-) I'll have to call you for tips.. haha Can't wait til...
Posted by Elf King on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:23:00 PST |
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT |
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT 1. COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazin...
Posted by Elf King on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 11:14:00 PST |
So tired........ |
I have been here for too long. In this lonesome twisted land. Marshland... It is deep and sickening. I have to find my way back home. Marshland... The only way to find myself. Is to descend deeper s...
Posted by Elf King on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 09:41:00 PST |
Why, Human, Why?!?! |
I see over there dark forests And I hear sad voices cry I see the black shadows of the future, dancing before my eyes I hear the emptiness in the wolfs huntinghowl. And I feel drawn - to the unknown...
Posted by Elf King on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 09:40:00 PST |
Ich verstehe kein Englisch |
This is great.. I just got a new program for learning German.. I have a few already but this one is my favorite.. It's Pimsleur's German in 10 Days.. Now Pimsleur is one of the best language learning ...
Posted by Elf King on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:11:00 PST |
I will NEVER do that again........ |
I had the greatest thought.. I was going to relax, watch Pride and Prejudice, have some raspberry framboise, and remember some good times.. I had a bad day... I went to a local liqure store just to se...
Posted by Elf King on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 10:07:00 PST |
Trying new things.. |
I tried something new today.. A red wine called Khvanchkara Semi-sweet Red made in Khvanchkara (Ambrolauris Raioni, Georgia) Russia.. It had a fruity taste with a earthy overtone.. I got a little drun...
Posted by Elf King on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:17:00 PST |
Do you believe? |
Can you believe it?? I found her.. The one to make my life complete.. She is everything to me.. She makes me happy even when I am at my lowest.. She makes me feel complete, handsome, special, and love...
Posted by Elf King on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 05:32:00 PST |
