WE LOVE TO ROCK!
Funky Beer and Global Enema Live@Richmond Tavern
Zero to Drunk in Twenty Dollars (Live)
Crew Rapp (Live)
Member Since: 11/06/2007
Band Members:
JOE - Robotronic
Rhythm Guitar, Occasional Vocals & Drums
Started playin 4 years ago and influenced largely by local bands in the
punk/ska scene.
Recent News:
During a recent trip to the store, Joe fell into some toxic goo and temporarily gained super human powers. He found that he had extraordinary strength as he could lift 3 or 4 more grocery bags than normal. Sources say they were really full shopping bags.
DOPEY (aka LL Ghoul J) - Basscadet, raps, programming
"Life is a giant rabid gorilla, with a 37 inch studded electrified cock
which oozes searing acid. The sooner you get used to the fact that life
is going to bend you over and ass fuck you until your eyes rocket out
of your ears, the sooner you can move on. It's like a game, but you don't
win, you just get a lot of ass fucking, and well, fuck."
Interests include beer and neglecting responsibilities. Enjoys long romantic
sandwiches on the beach.
SILKY - Face Melting Lead Guitar, vocals
I started playing guitar about 3 years ago. I am influenced from all types
of music and poon. I love to record my oldies to my new indie cds. All I care
about is helping someone enjoy the music as much as I do. NOW GIVE ME
YOUR LOVE LADIES! INFO - Born: London Ontario Birthday: Sept 16..81 Choice
of weapon: WILDCAT EPiPHONE
SHEMP - Drums, Vocals
MY PENIS CONSUMES LIGHT AND WHOLE ASTEROIDS LIKE THEY WERE NOTHING. ONE TIME I GOT AN ERECTION AND WELL THAT CAUSED A WHOLE GALAXY TO BE SHATTERED BY THE SHEER FORCE. WHEN I EJACULATE IT CAUSES THE GRAVITATIONAL CONSTANT OF THE UNIVERSE TO BE ALTERED BECAUSE OF THE SUDDEN INCREASE IN MASS. AT THE END OF TIME THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT IN THE UNIVERSE BUT DARK MATTER AND MY PENIS. MY PENIS EXISTS IN FOUR DIMENSIONS, EXPANDING OUTWARD AT LIGHT SPEED LIKE TIME ITSELF. MY PENIS COMPOSES THE UNIVERSE AND TICKLES AZATHOTH'S OMNIPOTENT BUNGHOLE WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT. ENTROPY IS BUT A FART IN THE WIND FOR MY PENIS. MY PENIS CAN BREAK MATHEMATICS! IT IS ABLE TO TRANSCEND REALITY AND DESTROY HUMAN THOUGHT WITH ITS SHEER VOLUME AND MASS. MY PENIS HAS A PENIS, AND THAT PENIS IS STILL BIGGER THAN YOUR PENIS.