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my diet mainly consists of triscuts, cheese, tuna and any other bite size snack food with a healthier label. i love tiny food, but hate tiny people. appetizers are the best part of the meal. i sleep with 75 million pillows, cause i like things fluffy. im usually always thinking something, but its not always the deepest thought. like what a proper noun is, or the best way to get bubble gum on my way to work. im a true city boy now. coffee is still my favarito...thats spanish for favorite. my spanglish is beautiful. bad things happen when im left alone...thankfully i have friends that know that. im better at being the little spoon even though im a giant. i recently fell in love with my daily planner. i carry it every where. it makes me feel like a fancy important lady. i still dream of being famous. i like laying in my bed....a lot. i watch people and make up back stories for them as a hobby. or at least try to figure out what they are like. i would love to be a fly on the wall in every situation. sometimes when i am in a crowd, i treat it like my own stand up routine. i don't feel like ive ever fully let go of myself, but im good at pretending i do. i really love the booze....probably a functional alcoholic...which im ok with. i take myself too seriously at times, and it usually screws me up. i always assume the worst, so when its not the worst, i feel better. i cant put an outfit for myself together to save my life, but im good at making others happen. im still always ok.
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theres a difference,,,really

so, ok. i went to the dentista (thats spanish for dentist) to find out that i had a tooth rotting out of my skull...ewwww i know. but don't think i neglect my pearlies, cause as it turns out, when m...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:55:00 GMT

i am a very fancy lady....

for some reason, i can't stop with the fancy lady thing...i dunno. i guess it goes back to my life dream of wearing big hats, pearls and Chanel suits while drinking dirty martinis at like noon. but i...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:22:00 GMT

pardon me...but i can see your bean

sooooo im out of school and have nothing more to do than shop and spend money i don't have. but at least i had the company of the lady abraham who is possibly the funniest woman alive. in our shoppi...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:08:00 GMT

big girl down!!!! we have a big girl down!

i love the winter and all, but for fucks sake...i am done with the snow. i was on my way to the train, looking cute per usual, wearing inappropriate shoes for the weather. im bee boppin along listenin...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:55:00 GMT

i am a big fat liar...

sometimes i get a compulsion to just lie to people. most of the time its for an excuse. like i make up hypothetical situations in my head, and plan a lie as to why i can't do something that somebody a...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:58:00 GMT

remember me?

ok so i went to the brown elephant to drop some random crap off, and kind of look around for things i wanted, but that i don't really need.i went to the kitchen-esk stuff, and found a couple of plates...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:26:00 GMT

when it pees, it pours

i hate public bathrooms as of now. urinals specific. i was having a bad night, so i decided to go out to berlin and hang out. all was well, i wasn't drinking cause i needed to be sane the next day. af...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:28:00 GMT

walking down the street again...

i moved. and let me tell you ...moving BLOWS! i hate it more than i have hated anthing in my life. thank you to all that helped us...much appreciated. soo...i was walking down the street yesterday aft...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 18:05:00 GMT

a new passion for life...

ok, so i have found the greatest hobby in the world. are you ready, are you ready for it....here it comes. its called craigs list. and im sure everyone knows about it, but my little hobby is...the cra...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:05:00 GMT

theres poop...in a bar

so tonight i was working, like i have been for the past forever...but there is tomorrow which is my day off, and so i shouldn't complain. anyhow. tonight was a reaaaaaaaly slow. it was the usual pitch...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:20:00 GMT