Redneck Quiz |
1
When you hear "Taco Bell" what do you think?
Is that a Mexican Phone Company?
2
Can you burp and say your name at the same time?
Shur'nuff!
3
You and the family are going to Sea World....
Posted by bLaCk MaGiCk on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:02:00 PST |
Broken Heart |
Torn apart by the fury within.
She betraded me,
And i thought she was my friend.
Needless to say,
They're all the same...
A joke or a laugh,
At my cost.
I see past their fake smiles
I ...
Posted by bLaCk MaGiCk on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:33:00 PST |
No matter what, they wont belive you |
No matter what, they wont belive you
A lady tells her boyfriend to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the v...
Posted by bLaCk MaGiCk on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:43:00 PST |
When love goes bad |
when a boy makes a girl jealous
A boy liked a girl but wanted to make her jealous.Then one daythings went terribly wrong.The next few weekswere like a very sadsong.He made her jealouson purpose.When ...
Posted by bLaCk MaGiCk on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:17:00 PST |
Men’s Rules |
Men’s Rule
We always hear ’the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:-Please note.... these are all numbered ’1’ ON...
Posted by bLaCk MaGiCk on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:27:00 PST |
My Hell |
Welcome to my hell
Welcome to the spell
Cadavers, monsters, and witches as well
All together in my hell
Ring for you Satan's bell
This is the end can't you tell.
Welcome here tonight
In this plac...
Posted by bLaCk MaGiCk on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:23:00 PST |
Falling |
I'm not sure what's going onCan't seem to cope I've gone beyondSense to me is obsoleteCan find a strength in a brief retreatSights and sounds they start to blurThese circumstances do occurThere's no h...
Posted by bLaCk MaGiCk on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:08:00 PST |
As Friends Fall |
an image of humanity twisted and broken down my pity quickly turns to hatred as i watch them fall to their knees controlled by a crutch you're broken - you're broken down i've seen you rise - i've see...
Posted by bLaCk MaGiCk on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:19:00 PST |
Illusions of Growing Up |
Illusions of growing up.Your world is falling down.Beliefs you once held true, lie six feet underground.You can kiss your dreams goodbye.Weakness dedicates your fate.You forgot the promise.You promise...
Posted by bLaCk MaGiCk on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:16:00 PST |
What I Love About the South |
Fried pickles, drunk chicken, craw fishing in the creekWild turkey, deer jerky tough as Tarzan's feetHot women skinny swimmin', barely belly button deepTurn muddy river water into sweet, sweet teaHayl...
Posted by bLaCk MaGiCk on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:23:00 PST |
