Cat Story |
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They > turned> > on a night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered > their> > pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. The...
Posted by Dattebayo on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:12:00 PST |
Crucified |
Jesus is crucified, hanging on the cross up on a hill. Below the hill there is a crowd of onlookers, including St. Peter. "Peter! Peter! I need to tell you something" Jesus cries. So Peter, devoted to...
Posted by Dattebayo on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:24:00 PST |
Crucified |
Jesus is crucified, hanging on the cross up on a hill. Below the hill there is a crowd of onlookers, including St. Peter. "Peter! Peter! I need to tell you something" Jesus cries. So Peter, devoted to...
Posted by Dattebayo on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:26:00 PST |
Any one seen my Cock? |
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the cock roo...
Posted by Dattebayo on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:22:00 PST |
lol |
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Hamburger Restaurant
A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately....
Posted by Dattebayo on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:26:00 PST |
Never |
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POOF
An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted ...
Posted by Dattebayo on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:14:00 PST |
lol ha ha |
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Final Confession
Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side.
She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, j...
Posted by Dattebayo on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:23:00 PST |
Funyy |
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Engineering In Hell
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the en...
Posted by Dattebayo on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:42:00 PST |
Harry Potter And the Deathly Hallows |
Ok so i'm reading the new Harry Potter book it really good a real page turner, and i cant stop reading it. any way i'm reading the book and in chapter eleven, Lupin walks in to grimwald place the trap...
Posted by Dattebayo on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:34:00 PST |
My road to a healthy life! |
Ok so i have made the change, i am now a vegetarian. I have only been a vegetarian for five days but i feel the difference a lil bit, i have a lil more pep in my step and i feel good about the ch...
Posted by Dattebayo on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:08:00 PST |
