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Hey Andy

bulk of the series dude

About Me

I like to eat foods from all over the globe, my only request is that they taste good.

I enjoy the comedic stylings of Sinbad.

I have a blog . It's probably the greatest web page ever.

It pisses me off when people say "veggies". If you are too lazy to sound out the word vegetable then you ought to be dragged from your home and beaten in the street. And any man who says "B-day" instead of birthday should be checked for a vagina.

My Interests

Baseball, particularily national league baseball played in Chicago. Boxing. MMA. Horse Racing. Physics. Competitive Eating. Reading. Writing. Regular Eating. Mythology. Apples. Farting. Magnets. Staring at beautiful women. History. Watching grown men play fight. Pretending to be in an existing conversation when I answer the phone. Audiobooks. Cheeses from around the globe. Pretty faces. Channel surfing. Using correct grammar. Girls with the pumps and the bumps. Semi formal outerwear. Rarely wearing underwear. Argyle socks.

I'd like to meet:

Like to?

Movies:

Rocky. Die Hard. Rocky IV. Ong Bak. Rocky III. Casablanca. Rocky Balboa. One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest. Road House. Double Impact. Out for Justice. Rocky II. Kickboxer. Bloodsport. In Hell. Marked for Death. Tango and Cash. Death Warrant. Rocky V. Kiss of the Dragon. Stone Cold. Bad Lieutenant. The Perfect Weapon. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Big Trouble in Little China, Weekend at Bernies, Revenge of the Nerds, Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise, and a whole lot more!

Television:

WCW Monday Night Nitro, Late 96 - Mid 98

Books:

Print is dead.

Heroes:

The 4th little fella Men with small penises who somehow achieved greatness.

My Blog

he cometh

This Christmas - after years of retirement, Rocky Balboa, champion of the people, will enter the ring once more.  On Dec. 25th. the anniversary of the day he defeated of Ivan Drago and ended comm...
Posted by Hey Andy on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:25:00 PST

Blogs

I have my own website for blogs now because like everybody else I am soooo fucking  important.  If you are idiot, don't worry, I promise not to make them too long.  If you're a smart gu...
Posted by Hey Andy on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:23:00 PST

he strikes again

The official press release: Takeru Kobayashi set a new Johnsonville world bratwurst-eating record on August 5, in Sheboygan, WI, by downing 58 of the world-class brats in 10 minutes. Joey Chestnut, ...
Posted by Hey Andy on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 06:20:00 PST

And still.....

hot dog eating champion of the world....the Tsunami, Takeru Kobayashi!!!!!!!!! New world record of 53 3/4 dogs and buns 6 time champion of the world Still undefeated by the human species Greatest liv...
Posted by Hey Andy on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:31:00 PST

Unprinted Column

So I wrote this column a while back but I guess they aren't going to print it.  Due to a high demand for a new one here it is live on the internet. Somebody owes me 100 dollars Last spring s...
Posted by Hey Andy on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:34:00 PST

Dietsch vs Knauer: Pirates vs Ninjas

So the guy wanted me to write a column about why ninjas are better than pirates to be contrasted against an opposing column.First, my opponent's column regarding pirates: (I did not write the followin...
Posted by Hey Andy on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:10:00 PST

March 6th Opinion column ( I consider this my best one)

Sometimes I lie in bed and deeply ponder the mysteries of life.  From time to time my ruminations broach the superficial and I'll wonder who the second best looking person on campus is.  Usu...
Posted by Hey Andy on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:16:00 PST

02-13-06 Column - Black History Month

As I'm sure you know, February is Black History Month and, if nothing else, it is an opportunity to reflect upon the struggles and triumphs of African Americans. It is no secret that racism has played...
Posted by Hey Andy on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:46:00 PST

Rethinking the Rocky's

If you remember I ranked the Rockys a few months ago.  Using my patented 1 million point scale I ranked them as follows: Rocky         & nbsp; &nb...
Posted by Hey Andy on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:35:00 PST

Stop snitchin

seriously, stop snitchin
Posted by Hey Andy on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:20:00 PST