Call Me Toli profile picture

Call Me Toli

Sweet as a sugar coated almond

About Me


Im toli im great im the best im amazing everybody loves me, you know, the usual ;) haha ooooonly jokin...........
LOVES:
: Dancing : Music : The Meal : Dogs : Red : Hot Men : Hugs : Kisses : Marmite : Comedy : Karen : Chocolate : Snow : Toilet Humour : Applewood : Shopping : My Friends : Parties : Summer Rain : Goat : Desperate Housewives : MEAT : Being 18 : Drinking : Crisp Winter Air : Boiled Potatoes : Pubs : Love : 99p Coin : Lefties : The word CUNT : Big Brown Eyes : Belts : Having Money : ROLLERBLADING! : Lars : Hats (even tho im not cool enough to pull em off) : My Bed : Nestle Double Cream Eggs : Broccoli : Hot Manly Stubble : Jig : Christmas : Heaven : Bitching : Documentaries : My Birthday : Attention : Sleeping : Posing : READING : Being Loud : Laughing : Poker : Free Stuff : Revenge : Newcastle : Uni : 1.50 Treble Vodkas : Diesel : Roast Dinners : Black And Pink Converse : Christmas : Sleeping All Day : Mushrooms : ECOSOC : Dressing Up : My Flat : The CD Wall : Stealing Stuff : Mash : The Boat : Solution : Friendship Cows : MIKE JONES LEE : Not Living At Home : Hair Straighteners : Being Random : Gravy : FELCHSOC : Freshers Week : CREW 8 : YOU :
HATES:
: Cats : Star & Garter : Smash : Gold : Ross's Armpit Hair : CELERY : Glanqs : Maths : Hippies : Mullets : Being Tickled : The Smell Of Ladi's Room : The Conservatives : Busted : Label Fags : Tomatoes : Olives : Askin For Directions : Bints : Customers : Perverts : Gilets : Being Ill : The Antiques Roadshow : ENGLISH JOKES : Girls Aloud : Kilroy : Monobrows : School : The Idea Of Being Middle Aged : Every Town In Essex That Isn't Chelmsford : Freezer Food : Mrs Blatcher : Gypsy Skirts : Being Tidy : Returns : Getting Up Early : THE GAZEBOS : Fag Hags : People Who Hate Marmite : Brussel Sprouts : Banjos : Dirty Smelly Stoner Flatmates : Being Over Overdrawn : Chelmo In Term Time : Broken Knees : Walking To Lectures : Leazes Inn Prices : RAHS : The Games : People Being In My Space : Soup : Growing Onions : Buying Toiletries : Doing Assignments :
Freshers Week 2006
Crew 8 Prostitutes♥
FELCH FELCH FELCH! It's Like A Drinking Game!

My Interests

Meeeeeee! nah only jookin hehe! all my bitches cause they rule. i love vicken jessie fran gawn meanders becca charlie lil vick stef and sade the most! they are my ladies whom i love dearly and miss terribly while im at uni! but we have much fun when we are back, no love for anyone like these girls! muchos love to you girlies!

Mine and Gawns friendship cows hehe! love them theyre so cute and soft! and i love gaawnnn!

i dont really have any other interests bar eating drinking and sleeping, and listening to some tunes whilst doing them all. what else is there in life? pah im a knob :)

Oh and Felching

I'd like to meet:

Captain Jack Sparrow (thats right the character not just Johnny Depp)

Samuel L Jackson, what a fuckin leg! Too much attitude i love him!

WILL SMITH! I think we all know ive been in love with him since i was diddy!

Karen Walker. This woman is fuckin awsome. I want to be her when i grow up!

The Felchmaster!!! Founder of FelchSoc and Felch Pest Shane Benton

Music:

Mostly into indie n some emo. oh my days i remember when i would have rather killed myself than listen to either of those... how ppl change ay? but yeah will listen to most things i like a lot of other music too. most listened to few bands atm are:

Movies:

favourites have to be fight club. amazing film. pirates of the caribbean (its a good film as well as the amazing hotness of captain jack sparrow) and shrek! :D i like those lethal weapon movies from the 80s aswell they crack me up. ooh and carry on films! classics. plus any rom com or stupid teen movie - Mean Girls!

Television:

..
Hollyoaks is THE programme in flat K1. It is a necessity. Love it. Must be watched ritually.
..
Shameless is fuckin awsome. You have to love it. Or else like.
..
Desperate housewives, Sex and the city, ER and Without a trace! Love them all!
Channel 4 in general its the best channel i maintain this. Except for the games which is shit and taking up prime time which could be filled with greatness.
American sit coms crack me up, will and grace, friends, scrubs, darma and greg and so on and so forth. also the simpsons, futurama and FAMILY GUY rule, matt groening is a genius. oh i'll tell you what else, old school hannah barbera cartoons are great, the main ones being the flintstones, top cat and the jetsons. all classics that my childhood would have been spent doing more productive things than watching television without. oh and i secretly like house selling programmes and cant turn off nature documantaries once i start watching them... :S

Books:

I'm a geek! i love terry pratchett books, mainly the discworld novels... and ive taken a liking to these like detective murder mystery type books how embarrassing. A goodun is P J Tracey.

Heroes:

Mr Fossil! Anyone who knows me n went to school with me knows i love this man more than any other. He LIKES ME. He said so. He hates everyone but he likes me. he even bought me cake as a gift when i left school. This man is THE man.

MR REE! Omg that man is so amazing but hes left me! :( which is terrible hes like the best comediest guy ever and i want him to be my uncle.

Mike Jones Lee What a man. What amazing sort of man can make Maths the only lecture you actually WANT to turn up to. He can. He makes my life better. I only wish you could all know him.

Jada Pinkett The woman married Will Smith she must be doing something right!

My Blog

Annual Reading Blog! The List!!

Tis this time of year again. The post reading blog! ive just read all my past blogs and ive decided they are all gay and i hate myself............ however apologies for the gayness and on to the readi...
Posted by Call Me Toli on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 03:15:00 PST

what do you know about me?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: » I cried: » I touched your arse:» I pissed you off: » I did my ball face:» I committed suicide: » I said I liked you: » I kissed you: » I lived next door to you: » I started smo...
Posted by Call Me Toli on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 02:56:00 PST

FUCK!

I'm going tomorrow! FUCK ME!
Posted by Call Me Toli on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 05:08:00 PST

Reading.... again...

I posted a blog like this about a year ago.... however instead of back at 6th form im a couple of days away from goin to uni! but yet again i miss reading! a month on i still wana go back! i...
Posted by Call Me Toli on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 12:14:00 PST

2 weeks............ (EMO)

Two weeks today will be my last day in Chelmsford... im off to the other end of the country to live amongst the jordies as a student! Woop! As happy as i was to be going, the closer it gets the more a...
Posted by Call Me Toli on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 03:03:00 PST

AMAZING!

           >>>>>>>  &n bsp;  I am goin to uni! frookin yeah! i got into Newcastle I didnt know if I would...
Posted by Call Me Toli on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 12:04:00 PST

Good News

Today has been the best news day ever! Well it sort of started yesterday with alex coming on holiday with us, then: 1.  I got an mcr ticket cause they released some more woo 2. I got a reading ti...
Posted by Call Me Toli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE best valentines day EVER!!!!

so what did i do on valentines day? well i went to see lars and it was at the underworld so i was so excited i thought i would be able to touch him. but it was SO much better than that! SWEET ARSED TH...
Posted by Call Me Toli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just a quick thought...

....Anyone else miss meanders these days?..
Posted by Call Me Toli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wana be back in reading

i am bored as hell! after two weeks back at 6th form im totally bored out of my skull, i really wana be back at reading i know it was like a month ago but it was so good and im sooo boooooored...........
Posted by Call Me Toli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST